JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The image that started it all.

SAYING JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! IS WRONG ACCORDING TO THIS CUNT.

Your car. Where is it?

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR started around Feb. 2006 from an image showing "basic electronics symbols" (see right), of which the lion was one, of course (source: www.toothpastefordinner.com). This image was posted on 4chan's /b/ board, with the text "ALL I LERNED IN COLEGE". After some fail discussion about correct electronics symbols, some heroic b-tard proved that kittens could save the thread and posted the now-infamous >:3-in-a-circle face with the text "RAWR I AM A LION". This image was subsequently posted and reposted at a furious rate over the next few days in various humorous photoshoppings, which vaulted the combination of >:3, "RAWR I Am A LION" and "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR" into meme history.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR later served as inspiration for the short lived Operation LIONCASH which was based on the >:3 smiley.

Near-background-level lulz were gained from the fact that one of the lines in Cloverfield - to wit, "It's alive, it's huge!" - was mistaken by 13 year old btards for "It's a lion, it's huge." Sadly this provides no humor other than to poignantly highlight the fact that Cloverfailed fans are a bunch of slavering tards who will read hidden meaning into anything.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A GALLERY

AM LION JESUS CHRIST IS A LION! WHAT DO WE DO?!?! JESUS CHRIST NEEDS MOAR DESU!!! JESUS CHRIST IT'S AWESOME GET IN THE CAR!

It's an Evangel Lion JESUS CHRIST IT'S SCAR GET IN THE CAR!!! Jesus... Christ... KUNG-FU CHRIST IT'S A LION TURTLE! GET IN THE APPAMOBILE! The correct procedure in a lion encounter. GET IN THE CAR VAN! Even Butters knows what to do. JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST WE'RE LIONS, GET IN THE FRIDGE DOING IT WRONG This, however, is the correct procedure when you encounter a puma. Yon Bayeux Tapestry decreeith so! the original page Jesus Christ it's...oh, we're boned Jesus Christ, it's Nick Nolte! Get in the car! Alternative course of action in case of lion encounter. Some argue that Jesus is actually the lion. Jesus Christ, it's a white lion! Worse case scenario. Another worse case scenario. By far the absolute worst scenario: the lion gets in you. JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION! STAY OUT OF THE CAR! No. JESUS CHRIST IT'S CANDLEJACK GET IN THE C Furfags + Christfags = JESUS CHRIST IS A FUCKING LION GET IN THE GODDAMN CAR! Jesus Christ it's a CAR!! >:3 WE'RE FUCKED Choose wisely. JESUS CHRIST IT'S A JESUS FISH GET IN THE CAR! JESUS CHRIST IT'S DISNEYFAN01 GET IN THE CAR! JESUS CHRIST IS A LION GET IN THE CAR We are so fucked. En español

See also

• Smiley
• Jesus Christ
• Operation LIONCASH
• CAPS LOCK
• lolcats

External Links

• Toothpaste For Dinner
• Jesus Christ, moar lionz! Get in the car!
• JESUS CHRIST IT'S A FANTARD! BACK AWAY SLOWLY!
• OPERATION LION EVERYTHING >:3
• JESUS CHRIST, LIONS ON HORSEBACK!!! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!!

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