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Liar

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This article is about liars in general. For other uses, see Jews.

Spies need to lie so that they can sap your sentry, and/or steal your briefcase.
Spies need to lie so that they can sap your sentry, and/or steal your briefcase.
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"I am a pretty, pretty little girl."
"I am a pretty, pretty little girl."
Pretty much every person on the Internets. You may think you're talking to a sexy, sassy 16 year old girl, but she's more likely an 80 year old Chinese man in panties. You may think you can trust your e-pal with your darkest secrets, but thanks to Frienditto, your "buddy" is a lying thief.

Shout outs to OL Liars

  • Michelle Mcrae
    • She lied to and hurt many people, and proves that you can't trust girls on the Internet. Even if they really are girls, and have a girls voice, they can still be extremely ugly and heartless.
  • Kid Vegas
    • "He's a fucking liar. Now I have my own studio and I am the biggest growing porn star around. He doesn't own shit. Noone will fucking hire him. The only way he can get it up is if he takes Viagra."
  • Tainted Bill
    • "After about ten minutes, I remembered that we parked much closer to the stream. By the way, if Pete should tell you that, when I found her, I threw my arms around the car and said 'daddy loves you', he's a fucking liar."
A skeptic
A skeptic
  • Huey's Blog
    • "She lies about......her virginity, about tumble weed, her height, she doesn't really need glasses (her eyes are fine), where she lives, hair color (she's really a blonde), she's a FUCKING LIAR!!!"
  • Brandon Hilton
    • He claims he didn't copy Britney Spears when he posted photos identical to her Circus photoshoot, fake his own papparazzi pictures, and writes about himself on StickyDrama's MyDrama section.
  • Cameron Shaw
    • "Compulsive liar. Claims to have killed both two people, and 30; claims to have made friends with, and married one of, his rape victims; makes OL puppy eyes at teenage girls for 'friendship'. Mentioned on ED here."

Big Fat Whoppers

Some people make up such bullshit lies that they themselves believe them and will fight them till the end.
Some people make up such bullshit lies that they themselves believe them and will fight them till the end.
Typical Chinese Restaurant
Typical Chinese Restaurant
Pedobear lies
What to do when caught lying
What to do when caught lying
  • [1]
    • Furfag Dave Espino thinks you can code without knowing shit.
  • blog archive
    • "Hi, I am an alien from Mars and I want to download PHP Editor. So I can make a homepage for my people. ps. Don’t tell it further, because I am in disguise."
  • Petition Spot
    • "oi dick head i am jesus! and i AM ALREADY DEAD!! fuckin scrotum faced pigmy! go get ass raped by afuckin llama!!!! hello"
  • The Purpose of Alt IDs
    • "I do not need to hide my ID. I am a Klingon!"
  • "I remember landing, and there was supposed to be some kind of welcoming ceremony, but we ended up dodging sniper fire instead."
  • Self Employed Singles
    • "What to say about me. Well, I've got a heart of gold, I'm incredibly funny and stunningly hansom. Additionally I'm kind to children, animals and the elderly. Unfortunately, I am fabulously wealthy."
  • Retired Writers Aliases
    • "I am a Marshmallow man. No, you cannot use me to make smores, and no, I'm not really here to destroy the world."
  • lightningfield.com
    • "Hey maybe we can go out some time. I am the same age as you. I drive a red Firebird. Hey I have to tell you, you are really really HOTT. I have brown hair and brown eyes, and I am really beautiful too."
  • Outcasted.com
    • "I am a demon from hell and i know all of your tricks, so shut your mouth and stop saying shit about my spelInINGSINg."

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