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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This article is about liars in general. For other uses, see Jews.

Pretty much every person on the Internets. You may think you're talking to a sexy, sassy 16 year old girl, but she's more likely an 80 year old Chinese man in panties. You may think you can trust your e-pal with your darkest secrets, but thanks to Frienditto, your "buddy" is a lying thief.

[edit] Shout outs to OL Liars

• Kid Vegas
  • "He's a fucking liar. Now I have my own studio and I am the biggest growing porn star around. He doesn't own shit. Noone will fucking hire him. The only way he can get it up is if he takes Viagra."
• Tainted Bill
  • "After about ten minutes, I remembered that we parked much closer to the stream. By the way, if Pete should tell you that, when I found her, I threw my arms around the car and said 'daddy loves you', he's a fucking liar."

• Huey's Blog
  • "She lies about......her virginity, about tumble weed, her height, she doesn't really need glasses (her eyes are fine), where she lives, hair color (she's really a blonde), she's a FUCKING LIAR!!!"

[edit] Big Fat Whoppers

• [1]
  • Furfag Dave Espino thinks you can code without knowing shit.
• blog archive
  • "Hi, I am an alien from Mars and I want to download PHP Editor. So I can make a homepage for my people. ps. Don’t tell it further, because I am in disguise."
• Petition Spot
  • "oi dick head i am jesus! and i AM ALREADY DEAD!! fuckin scrotum faced pigmy! go get ass raped by afuckin llama!!!! hello"
• The Purpose of Alt IDs
  • "I do not need to hide my ID. I am a Klingon!"
• "I remember landing, and there was supposed to be some kind of welcoming ceremony, but we ended up dodging sniper fire instead."
• Self Employed Singles
  • "What to say about me. Well, I've got a heart of gold, I'm incredibly funny and stunningly hansom. Additionally I'm kind to children, animals and the elderly. Unfortunately, I am fabulously wealthy."
• Retired Writers Aliases
  • "I am a Marshmallow man. No, you cannot use me to make smores, and no, I'm not really here to destroy the world."
• lightningfield.com
  • "Hey maybe we can go out some time. I am the same age as you. I drive a red Firebird. Hey I have to tell you, you are really really HOTT. I have brown hair and brown eyes, and I am really beautiful too."
• Outcasted.com
  • "I am a demon from hell and i know all of your tricks, so shut your mouth and stop saying shit about my spelInINGSINg."

[Image:uglybitch.jpg] you are a fucking liar

[edit] See Also

• Troll
• Sock puppet
• Internet Detective
• Ryan Gentle

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