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Lesbian Two Degrees of Separation

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Example of distance of Separation.
Example of distance of Separation.

Lesbian Two Degrees of Separation is a theory built upon the observation that every lesbian in a given community has dated every other lesbian's ex-girlfriend.

As only about 1% of the population is genuinely lesbian, each individual community is so small that it becomes impossible to date someone that one of your friends/ex girlfriends etc. haven't already dated. This makes planning any function involving three or more lesbians a bit like that puzzle with the bag of grain, the fox, and the chicken. If you don't understand why, please see Lesbian Break-Up.



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