Les Six
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Les Six is not, as the name suggests, a disease affecting only female homosexualists, but a term given last Thursday by the game company Eidos to a group of website owners who slavishly supported the Tomb Raider marketing department [1] whilst suppressing all unofficial viewpoints, especially ones involving Nude Raider and buttsecks.
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Tomb Raider Number Ones
Les Six were named in the game credits of Tomb Raider: Anniversary, a remake of the remake of the original Tomb Raider game which was re-created by Crystal Dynamics to try and make money with no extra effort.
They are
- Angie Fisch
- Walter "Chris" Pidgeon
- NAMBLA[2]
- David Icke
- Ivana Fukalot
- Justin J. Farr (secret identity tlr_online)
The list is of sociological interest as it contains at least one peadophile, two Nazis and five attention whores. In unrelated news, it has been established by science that the use of a middle initial is a well known sign of being gay.
The fall of Les Six
NAMBLA resigned as soon as possible to avoid being associated with such a bunch of upstanding citizens. Walter Pidgeon had his eyes scratched out by Justin J. Farr, the moderator of the Tomb Raider Chronicles forum, who has as a result become Queen of the World and his continual visits to Eidos headquarters in Wimbledon to whine like a pussy about other webmasters beating him to “Tomb Raider Exclusives” is a source of joy to everybody. Tom Wanksuc and Dan Beaver have mildly amusing surnames, whilst Shalamar Imanenov was cremated at Auschwitz. Only Angie Fisch is still present in her earthly body delighting the special needs section of the community with her “Lara Croft’s Tales of the Expected”.
Not Les Six
Not to be confused with an article “Les Six” in Wikipedia - “a name, inspired by The Five, given in 1923 by critic Henri Collet in an article titled ‘Les cinq russes, les six français et M. Satie’ (Comoedia, 16 January 1920) to a group of six composers working in Montparnasse whose music is often seen as a reaction against Wagnerism and Impressionism.” Which is quite TL;DR and not of the profoundly artistic historical significance as the fandom of Tomb Raider.
In Legal News
tlr_online is suing the Interweb over some serious business as he is a no-nuts Rules Nazi who hides behind his powers in order to silence and ban anybody he doesn't like. He is the epitome of win [3][4].
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Gallery
 Leaked genuine screenshot from Tomb Raider Underpants. Lara Croft - now with realistic 360 degree revolvable feet. Well worth buying a PS3 to see. Supplied as a public service not because it is remotely interesting or original, but purely to annoy Darth Pigeon and Eidos. |
 Darth Pigeon, Eidos and Lara Croft have a close relationship. Honest. |
 Allegedly the only known real life photo of Darth Pigeon and his wife. (Oh, and lucky old Lara Croft, who apparently is the filling in a Pigeon sandwich.) |
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 TRF's new target demographic now all the Tomb Raider fans are leaving. (The newbies love Underpants, however secondhand.) |
 In the new game (TR53) Lara goes searching for her Mummy. (So that she can get some clean Underpants.) |
 Some fans have wondered why they cropped Lara on the box artwork for Underpants. ED reveals the ghastly truth. |
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