Legacy Computers
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Legacy computers are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this software especially shitty for your computer, enjoy." Legacy computers can't do shit.
[edit] Why They Exist
People are such cheap bastards that can't go out to the local Best Buy and buy a decent computer for around 100 dollars. A result of their cheapness is an interest in Linux, which is designed for crappy computers.
[edit] What can I do?
- Not use Linux
- Purchase an overpriced HP computer
[edit] Classification
Legacy PCs usually are known as the following:
- School computers
- Macs (common yuppy masturbation device)
- Packard Bell
- eMachines
- Compaq
- Dell
- Anything without an Official Windows Vista Certified sticker.
- A single core processor.
- Computers that have clogged tubes, like dial-up and/or AOL.
- Pieces of shit with integrated graphics cards about as fast as your mom giving birth to her second retard.
- Any computer bought at Best Buy.
- Cheat Code: Trade your used-up, rotten Fleshlight on Craigslist for a legacy computer, affix an Official Windows Vista Certified sticker to the chassis, and then sell it on Craigslist (with a picture including the sticker) for a tidy profit: more than enough to buy a new Fleshlight!
