Leftard

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Are you scared of guns? Do you cry and wet yourself at the sight of a tree being chopped down? Does a seeing a dog hit by a car bother you more than seeing one of your children in the same situation? Are you incapable of tying your shoes without extensive government intervention? Congratulations! You might just be a Leftard.

Typical leftards. Notice they are all fugly dykes

Uncle Sam is a manly man!

They can be identified by their constant usage of phrases such as:

"Amerikkka"
"fuck bush"
"fuck the troops"
"NO BLOOD FOR OIL"
"I hate the Constitution"
"Neocons"
"Fascist"
"speaking truth to power"
"i'm gay"

...and their extreme hatred for Christianity, which offends them as it is associated with Western culture, a popular target of leftard hatred. They commonly listen to shit like Green Gay and like to yell at everyone about the "EVVVIL NEOCON OILBUSHCO CHILD-KILLING AGENDA!!111'".

A common argument leftards use is the "But people are dying in Iraq" in light of a tragedy. If you had your entire family gunned down by some crazy azn leftards would yell at you for shedding a tear or saying anything to their memory because "OMG SHUT UP!!! YOU CANT BE SAD AT ALL!! PEOPLE ARE DYING IN IRAQ!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CRY!! STUPID NEOCON!".

Perhaps the greatest degeneracy of Leftards is their passion for empty symbolism and mock-heroic acts. Chaining yourself to a traffic light, chanting jingo, and waving a 50 foot high paper-mâché puppet of Dick Cheney stroking his dick just make national health insurance and world peace look ridiculous.

Origination of leftards

Alex Jones on his unpopular radio show

Many leftards originated from a website known as infowars where rapists and conspiracy theorists gather to talk about their leftarded ideas. Alex Jones created this website in hopes to promote his radio show despite the fact that everyone knows that he is a conservatard. The 9/11 conspiracy theory is the main topic of discussion on infowars along with raping children and killing babys.

Later another left wing group know ADL pwnt Alex Jones because he was too left wing which caused an epic battle between the two that lasted over 9000 years.

Gallery

Eeyore the Emocrat

Blame Bush for everything, Support Paulson Plan

Elect Black President, Continue to label Americans racist

The Holocaust is the ultimate evil, Abort 50 million babies per year

That's not real Communism, He killed only 22 million farmers	Government-run wars on Terror, Drugs, and Vietnam failed lulz, Support government-run Healthcare	How dare you disagree with Environmentalism, Pol Pot was a great agrarian reformist
The Civil War was about slaves and WW2 was about Jews, What are macroeconomics?	Whine about greedy American corporations, Bail them out whenever they ask for it with tax payer money.	If you disagree with Obama, you are a racist, Quietly wonder when the Change is coming
Fox News uses dirty tricks to confuse people, Cultivate a Cult of Personality around Obama	"Socialist" is code for "N-Word", Most Senior Democrat Senator was in the KKK	Redneck militiamen are the real threat, Ignore African American criminal statistics
Play Race Card, Never stop playing Race Card	Senator Joe McCarthy was an asshole, Who was Alger Hiss?	Demand an end to colonialism, Fund instability through the IMF
Save the planet by driving a hybrid, Who cares if China is about to have 1 billion oil consumers?	Support multiculturalism, Be impressed with how smart those backward savages are	Change the world, Don't change your view of the world
Legalize drugs, Protest pharmaceuticals	Gene variations between individuals is greater than between races, What does "cascading gene expression" mean?	White people have it easier because they never were enslaved. There's no such thing as White Guilt
Protect minorities and cute fuzzy animals, Refuse to help 15 million poor white people	Believe everything MTV says about culture, Be shocked when they are wrong	Call everyone bigots and racists, Sue anyone that disagrees with you
Warn people about "1984", Suppress opinions with Political Correctness	Appreciate Scientists in your war agaisnt religion, Discredit James Watson and Bill Shockley as racist	Wear Che Guevara shirts, Never leave the Middle Class
Believe Infowars under Bush, Try to shutdown Infowars under Obama	Complain that 4chan is too racist, Try to make 4chan your personal army	Yell about trickle-down Reagenomics, Support trickle-down Obamanomics
Complain about Consumerism, Lon on to celebrity gossip sites on your MacBook while at Starbucks	Protest Bush's War on Terror, Support Obama's support of Bush's War on Terror	Pundits and talking heads are evil, Never use www.Thomas.gov
Control Congress since 2007, Continue to blame Republicans	Major in Sociology, Loathe Wikipedia	Is that an untapped demographic? Whew! I thought I would have to support blakcs forever!
Complain about national debt, Support bailout that forces taxpayer's money to be reissued to them with interest	Of course the bailout was transparent! My pockets are see-through now	Complain about Chinese pollution, Continue to buy crap from China
End the war in Iraq, Pakistan probably deserves it	Obligatory sauce