Last Thursday
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
It is said that SchmuckyTheCat created everything sometime Last Thursday; that he filled his construction with misleading evidence of antiquity, and implanted false memories into the minds of humanity. Under this reality, all that we know of existence and history is a lie, and all evidence that may suggest otherwise is wrong, since Schmucky planted it specifically for the purpose of deceit.
Belief in Last Thursdayism necessitates the belief that Schmucky is a petty sort of prankster who derives pleasure from messing with the heads of his creations, much like a troll. When asked why he would do such a thing, he would only reply, "I did it for the lulz".
Evolutionists often claim that the arguments put forth by creationists are often only one step away from being as patently ridiculous as Last Thursdayism, insofar as Last Thursdayism can never be proven correct or incorrect, and must be taken solely on faith. Creationists tend to get all flustered when this happens.
Pastafarians also beleive in a form of Last Thursdayism, beleiving that their world was created recently, and that since their Flying Spaghetti Monster(AKA FSM) is 'all-powerful', he made it seem like everything was older. There is no way to disprove this theory.
"Last Thursday" also represents a measure of time, being the long-term memory of popular culture generally and sixteen year old girls in particular, since both seem to have trouble recalling anything that happened before last Thursday. As a span of time, last Thursday lies somewhere (somewhen?) between a hundred years ago and the present, and is always followed by last Friday, unless it was this Friday, Next Friday, or any other movie starring Ice Cube.
It is widely accepted that anything that did not take place this week took place Last Thursday. That is unless this event took place back in the day, which is of course a Wednesday.
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[edit] Other theories
Some speculate that there was no "SchmuckyTheCat" based on today's views, but rather the one true God 6000 years ago was known as quite a dick, if you believe that Bible bullshit the TV preachers are always going on about. Others speculate that if I see 'Last thursday' on one more motherfucking ED-article, VT Tech will kick in.
Lol wut ^
"VT Tech" -- common grammar of Christians. (Since the fucktards can't see you're saying "Virginia Tech Tech")
Others write that SchmuckyTheCat is not a magical sky wizard, but an impersonal force, like the lulz, therefore not capable of intentionally deceiving or even understanding the concept, and all your arguments are bullshit.
[edit] Last Tuesdayism
Unlike Last Thursdayism, which claims that the world was created last Thursday, last Tuesdayism has the obvious change that this happened last Tuesday. The major difference is that this happens EVERY Tuesday, every time the world is destroyed. They are fucking apostates.
[edit] In media
Near the end of Metal Gear Solid 2, as the Colonel begins to go to his happy place, he gives the player several messages about various topics. Among this collection of gems, after calling him enough, he gives you this message:
| —Colonel |
Detectives believe this may have been SchmuckyTheCat doing it for the lulz, however, shortly after beginning they gave up as they had better stuff to do.
