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Lancerboi

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Sucking robot penis, one of lancerboi's favorite hobbies
Sucking robot penis, one of lancerboi's favorite hobbies
lancerboi is one of the LJ liberals' most vocal characters. Painfully cute, he leaves a trail of broken hearts all across the LJ political communities. He can most often be found championing gay rights, moderating rant_about_cons, and poking fun at RAC's current Rightard of the Year, belt0033. His presence in political forums occassionally spawns more Cal/UCLA debate than actual political debate.
lancerboi was recently "dumped" by former admirer fro0tlo0p, (who cited irreconcilable differences, among them, "I made myself look like an ass on your journal.") Though he was initially devastated, lancerboi now has his sights set on greener pastures.
His non-political interests include making speeches at graduation ceremonies, writing poetry when he should be listening to lectures, and Bob Dylan.

The above text is from lancerboi's e-harmony account, and has earned him some serious fucking pussy.

Lancerboi is a Notorious F.A.G., a communist asshole who does not care about the future of the human race, and hides under the security blanket of online dating. These facts are alone enough to warrant his public execution.

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