Kurdistan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Kurdistan (Sandpeoplespeak: كوردستان,) (Moonspeak: クルディスタン) (Motherlandspeak: Курдистан (Widely known as Turdistan) is a fictional country in west Asia, inhabited by sandniggers, terrorists and other potential threats to Amerikkka and it's obese people. The term sandnigger is disputed, since 90% of Turdistan is mountains and plains. Kurdistan borders to several tragic countries, including Turkey, Iraq and Iran, which also is the reason Kurds is butthurt all the time. Some may argue that Kurds got no friends, which probably is mostly true, but lately they have formed alliances with other butthurt people, including Korea and Taiwan
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Kurdistan
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Iraqi Kurdistan
The Amerikkka loving part of Turdistan, no terrorists over here, not at all.
Turkish Kurdistan (Fictive)
Turkish Kurdistan, also bad Kurdistan. Unlike the Iraqi turds, these Kurds is often being raped by America, this always result in serious butthurtness, and several Turks being killed. This is also the only part where you will find terrorists, ya rly. Kurds sell their families to the PKK and bomb children. Now, somebody should explain them that bombing children is only good for the lulz. In a better way of speaking, they are Turkey's niggers, which is already run by Niggers of Europe, therefore making Kurds Europe's Double Niggers.
Iranian Kurdistan
Iranian Kurds is constantly enjoying being ruled by the kawaii president of Iran which is very understandable. Other than that, nobody gives a fuck about that part.
4chan Kurdistan
A healthy Kurdish state exists somewhere between the /b/ and /n/ boards on 4chan. If one thread mentioning Turkey comes up, at least 100 Kurds will mention "z0mg kurdistan". Some argue that these aren't actually Kurds, just stormfags looking for an excuse to hate durkas. However, the practical differences between the stormfags and the Kurdish nationalists are yet to be determined.
Kurds
Kurds are a race of people who exist only to bitch and moan about other countries who took their land. Kurds and Peter Pan has alot in common, both live in the land of nowhere. If the States provide them with Kurdistan, they will find that the Kurds have nothing more to live for and that they will disappear into wisps of smoke to join Saddam and the Spartan army to dine in hell. Others claim they are an artificial master race of Indo-Europeans created by Stormfront to rid the Middle East of Negroid-interbreeding Semites and the mongrel race of Turks before their foothold into Europe can do any more damage. However, considering the millions of Turks already in Europe, the experiment is seen as an enormous failure. Saddam was called in to destroy any evidence of the Kurds by gassing them to shit, but being an inbred sandnigger himself, failed miserably. In 2006, he was executed by his masters for not carrying out his orders.
Kurdish transportation
Transportation usually relies on either American military convoys or local Camel rides. The scarce magic carpet stolen from the nearest Arab village is also frequent in use. If this is all unavailable they will call upon Sindbad and his crew to rise from the bottom of the sea and take them across any body of water. Sindbad, nor any Arab, nor anyone in the Middle East, or for that matter the whole world except for W in America likes the Kurds. Though if they would give him their checks from the American government and dance the Ali Baba while balancing a camel on their right shoulder, he will give them safe passage across the Seven Seas.
Kurdish Economy
Major exports consist of deep fried camel spiders on a hot bun, Baba Dizayee's chicken blood rice, Turkish hides and whining about being like Jews were 100 years ago all persecuted without a country and shit.
Pastimes
86% of the lifetime of a Kurd is wasted by being butthurt, and taking bullshit from Amerikkka and Dubya. Someone might also add that some use their time by being filthy sandniggers, and make Turkey go, BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
"Kurds dont exist"
A popular theory is that Kurds actually don't exist. They were invented somewhere around 1950 by the English to kill other races. Kurds claim to have 5000 thousands [sic!] of years of history while not having a single archaeological discovery based on their culture. This makes some people think they actually don't exist. Another theory claims that the Kurds didn't see themselves primarily as Kurds until somewhere around 1920. Very convenient, as everyone was carving out pieces from The Ottoman Empire back then and nationalism had replaced religion as the main principles on how to make rational decisions. And the most interesting fact about their so-called unity is that the Kurds hasn't gotten their heads out their asses long enough to make the decision about a common written language, something that the chinks made long ago, and Kurdish groups have so many different cultures and languages, it is impossible for them to unite in the sense of a nation-state.
List of butthurt Kurdish ED editors
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