Krystole
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This article probably would have been baleeted, if Krystal Clementine hadn't made a vanity page about herself, which read as follows:
Krystole is a (real name: Krystal Draper) given name to a Canadian girl who copied really awesome website layouts and graphics from people. She lives with her mother in North Bay, Ontario and is supported by the Canadian government.
Footnote: Moar butthurt found here. Yes, she wrote that herself.
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[edit] The beginnings
It all started around 2002-2003 in deadjournal, where she started to make multiple accounts. Maybe it was to pretend that she has friends, or maybe because all of her personalities couldn't fit in one account. Then she went around stealing pictures and pretending that she was the owner of them. When she was called out, she started to call people jealous whores. Completely reasonable behavior.
Then someone named Kamee finally confronted her and the anti-sites began. They became friends and then unfriends and the story never ended. After some time, the dramacow appeared again as Porsha (instead of Krystle) and started several domains.
Some time in 2002, she was exposed as Hannah Catherine Smart. This was after news of her "massive" cocaine addiction. She dropped out of school in 2004 because people were harassing her by gluing her locker shut and she was generally not liked. She had GreatestJournals for a time in late 2003-early 2004 and throughout 2005. If she still has any, they aren't being made public.
Her mother's deadjournal, with her email address, is listed in the profile. In it, she states that Krystal stole her ATM card. Discussion continued on a peanut-tree-com site, where a discussion thread was made about what a joke she was around town.
She's been permabanned from Livejournal. She was featured on LJDrama for claiming Guav's photography as her own.
There was also a kerfuffle about Krystal stealing pictures off a boy's Myspace and claiming he was her boyfriend in 2002 or 2003. The boy's twin brother had recently died, and the boy's guardian got pissed and still continues to check up on Krystal's online activities.
[edit] 2004-2006
It was around 2004 and she continues to harass people so krystole.com (now dead) were created. It contained several screenshots about the situation with her and it was maintained by Jordan. At the same time the krystole's boards were created and they were very popular. Around 2005/2006 Krystal was thrown out by her mother. She had been stealing her mother's credit card to buy all of those domains and individual hosting for each site, as she's been thrown off netrillium.com, godaddy.com and several other webhosts. Because she was away from her mother's credit card and Tricia (her roommate of that time) refused to buy her multiple domains, she just myspace jumped until she moved back in with her mother in September 2006 because Tricia had thrown her out.
[edit] The Tricia Episode
Sometime in 2004/2005, Krystle met a friend named Tricia who took pity on Krystle and let her stay in her apartment free of charge (LOL GOOD IDEA). Tricia, much like Krystle, was also being supported by her Mother thanks to the Canadian government. Eventually, Tricia realized she couldn't fully support both of them with their current income and decided to take up prostitution. Krystle, knowing this, didn't care less, and was eventually given the boot.
[edit] Tricia's Letter to Krystal's Fans
Here's a letter from Krystal's ex room mate, as seen on TGO's message board. It tells how Krystal is in the real world: "...She and I were friends at first. Her mom was kicking her out and I gave her a place to stay that was supposed to last for a month, but I couldn't get rid of her. That's where the friendship ended. When we lived together I rarely used my own Myspace. She had the password so that she could design my page when she was bored and frequently left herself comments.
She refused to get a job. I tried so hard to help her find one but she would fold up her resumes and wear belly shirts or whatever she could do to make sure she wouldn't get hired. I had to support her, which was not easy. I'm on disability, so covering her half of rent and food wouldn't have been so bad, but she wanted expensive presents all the time, and there was big trouble when she didn't get them. I had to get her a digital camera, an electric guitar, tons of lingerie so she could take dirty pictures of herself, and lots of drugs and booze. I agree that she has a lot of potential as a photographer, and she really spent a lot of time taking pictures, so I don't know why she never tried to profit from it. And as I'm sure you've all assumed, any picture you see of her is not at all what she really looks like. She would sit at my computer for hours a day editing herself. She looks about ten years older in real life. ...
Apparently I did break her computer by accident. She never actually tried to fix it though. I just installed a card wrong. But I'd say we're even since she did smash my laptop on the floor and pour pepsi on the keyboard.
She's never had a credit card before. She didn't have any income so I don't know how she would've gotten one. And like I said, I supported her, so I don't know why I'd need her imaginary credit card.
Her health has long been a joke amongst my friends and I. Like I said in my comment, whenever she was asked to do something she had a miscarriage. Every time she slept with someone she got pregnant. If she had to find a job or move out, that pregnancy would end in a huge bloody mess that only she ever saw. Once when she was claiming to be pregnant for an especially long time, she said she wanted an abortion and could I call the doctor for her. I made her an appointment but she didn't go. She always had doctor appointments but she's never kept any of them. She's always complaining about having this or that and she's going to die.
My psychiatrist was trying to diagnose her through my stories. He really wanted to meet her because he couldn't believe the things I was saying. He told me that I could write a really great book about it, but it would flop because no one would believe it. He said he'd never heard of anyone so outrageous and pathetic. Everything she does is just to further herself and get what she wants. I could sit here for hours telling you so many other stories. I'd pretty much describe her as a mix of Single White Female and an abusive husband. Anything else you want to know?''"
This email sparked Krystal into seeking revenge on Tricia in the only way she knew how: By impersonating Tricia on Myspace and various other places. She collected naked pictures of Tricia, but isn't a lesbo.
[edit] Her Tactics
Whenever Krystal Draper, Krystel Draper, Krystle Putcher or whatever she's going by these days gets bored or people don't pay enough attention to her, she makes ridiculous claims that they stole her "photography" or layouts, or whatever she holds dear to her petty little heart. The truth is, all that she holds dear to her heart are things online as her real life is empty, sad and pathetic. She has no real life friends and her "life" blog entries are all about how she goes out to random bars, picks up random men, and then claims that these men get her pregnant. To get revenge on people who privately call her out through email or IMs, she makes public websites under false names to "humiliate" her victims. Too bad for her that everything she posts can be disproven with a simple Google search, should people bother to do that. See links for comparisons.
Every pathetic domain that she's ever owned since 2003 through the present date all has "deep" and "insightful" meanings to them. They're all nicknames that her friends, who don't exist, have called her since pre-school, which she never finished, but she just "remembered" said names and buys domains, all on her mother's credit card or mooching them off of pathetic free domain sites and free domain hosts, to mirror these nicknames. She's been Hawaiian, Japanese, French, and Ukrainian, all in the same year! Never fear though! Should she start targeting you, she only keeps a website about a month, so whatever she has in Google will be gone within 60 days, and you'll easily find her next site because she's oh-so-smart and links to the sites of people she doesn't want to find her, and then clicks those links so her new URL shows up in their referrer logs.
She frequently uses the terms "ugly", "pathetic", "poser" and racial slang, when it's clear she doesn't know what any of those words mean as she's been found to call caucasians "spics".
Krystle is known for stealing poetry from other writers and has, at least once, stolen a song from a well-known musician, reorganized the lyrics, and claimed it as her own original work. John Mayer's 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' has been used in the past and was reworked into a poem about her boyfriend and his bubblegum tongue.
[edit] Weblog Samples
January 31, 2008 after a long war against people she ripped off, Krystal made her blog "private" only allowing people she knew in real life (no one) read her blog. This is her entry:
Password Protected
I have decided that from now on my blog will be password protected due to extensive harassment and threats to me cause bodily harm from Michael Cohen, Sarah, Teresa, Shanice and Leslie.
I will not allow access to anyone whom I don’t know in person. You are all insane and I was 100% right when I posted my blog regarding Americans being ignorant, pathetic human beings.
Michael Cohen and his incredibly stupid ass kissers have stalked my site for the past three days and have been obsessively looking at every file on my website like the stalkers that they are.
I will not lift this password protection until all of these delusional psychopaths no longer visit my site. I will not have my personal safety at stake for a website.
posted by Krystal on 01.31.08 @ 4:35 pm
[edit] Currently
Updated 2/3/08! Krystal has apparently jumped off the deep end. Like Britney Spears she has apparently picked up a "british" way of speaking. Saying things like "I'm so bloody tired" and renaming herself "Kay". Claiming she is British and eating pizza and watching "old school cheesy" horror flicks is all she apparently does. That and fake a job (which is apparent from her posting on twitter at 1am claiming to go into work..idiotic much? This new invention of "Kay" comes after claiming to have moved to vox because mean ole TGO chased her away with help from Leslie, Theresa, and Shanice. All of which are amazing website owners which makes her oh so very jealous. She also apparently went on a blog rage and blogged how americans deserved 9/11.
Updated 1/23/08! Krystal is mentally derranged enough to think people who previously flammed her are now her BFFs. She frequently links to these people when she gets a new domain (every 10 seconds), and then complains of people "stalking" her when her public enemies find her. She has yet to realise the value of a friendship because she's never had IRL friends. Her site is hosted on [1] websitesnetwork.com for free because she's too "disabled" to work. All the comments on her site by "Jess" are fake and made by her (see Tricia's Letter to Krystal's Fans). Krystal still steals layouts, fakes comments, and "tests" her own comments "just to see how it looks" on her page. If she were a normal person, comments and entries would accumulate on her page and she'd see how they looked.
She and her mommy went to Ontario, and Mommy took pictures of Krystal there for "proof" that she had been there, because there's nothing more important in Krystal's world than being validated on teh internets. Krystal still posts lies daily on her new site, http://transient-universe.com and still is stealing layouts, altering them, and claiming to make them herself. Her biggest defense is still "U STOLE MUH FOTOGRUPHY!" even on sites that don't have any photography on them or ever have.
She used to own ohclemie.com but it was closed because her host was a bastard and didn't like her. She's harassing people again and copying layouts or at least styles. She got hosted by someone and then that someone closed her site. In a similar fashion to Damien Estreich, her online enemies harass and e-mail bomb anyone or any company that decides to host her, telling the host of the world of trouble Krystal will bring. Most decide quickly to stop hosting her so that they don't continue to get spammed. Krystal also recently got butthurt by this entry and tried to edit it, which apparently is notable.
More importantly, she is currently trying her hand at modeling [2]. Having accepted that she will never make her lifelong dream of being either a Suicide Girl or a camwhore a reality, she has started making her available to photographers who also will never realize their goals of being respectable. She calls herself Twiggie, because apparently having huge tattoos of Dave Grohl and skulls doesn't make one scene enough, and she needed that extra edge.
After Spencer deleted her website, Krystle moved to Vox.com but, realizing that she could not get the attention she so desires from such a small community, she moved to Blogspot, using the name kurisutarru. Unsurprisingly, she claims that people are stalking her on Blogspot because they are jealous. Much like a eight year old girl presenting at Show and Tell, she gives blow-by-blow details of what is going during the day and claims that she is too self-absorbed to be in a relationship with a guy and the reason why she is not in a relationship is because she's just not interested in dating. The blog was removed quickly and replaced with a dare to find her new website. Being the online drama monger that she is, the countdown until she makes herself known once again begins.
In attempts to get on everyone's good side, she is fighting against TGO and has all of the women she has previously harassed and called jealous whores on her blog as friends. She has made it her life ambition to impersonate the smart and intelligent women who called her out in the past, leaving people with weak minds actually believing her. She has been caught using every proxy known to mankind to pretend to be other people online. Real or imaginary.
Sources in North Bay say that Krystle has not moved out of her mother's house and does not have a job. Krystle also loves to hold "going-away" parties every three weeks or so, yet never ever leaves. After the first few times, no one decided to show up, causing Krystle to become even more angry and vengeful. Never mind that her IP never changes, and she's on a dial up. She never disconnects from the internet long enough to do anything other than take pictures of herself.
She's been caught stealing other peoples photo's of Toronto, because she's never been there. Shes claimed to be moving every week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, in two days. She's a psychotic loon who apparently cannot decipher fact from fiction.
[edit] Random Facts
- Krystle is the source of many LULZ in her hometown of North Bay. Ask just about anyone.
- Krystle proclaimed that she's backpacking across "Europe and South America". How does one backpack across the Atlantic Ocean?
- Claims to be a natural blonde, since when do "natural blondes" have dark roots?
- So far she has claimed she's travelled to (or is travelling to): Europe, South America, Japan, Western Canada, Africa, etc. She's never left her hometown.
- She claims people sit on her site 24 hours a day downloading all her pictures.
- Krystole threatened to kidnap a little child and had the cops called on her. When the cops showed up at her house she started hysterically crying.
- krystole likes to go to websites under a proxy and bash people under fake names.
- krystole lives in a trailer with her mommy and collects the Canadian version of welfare.
- Claimed to be British
- Claimed to have eczema but later just says the winter gives her dry skin.
- Claimed to want to be with Ellen Degeneres(cause Krystal claims shes bi) but when she was told Ellens partner was hotter she claims she was joking and edited a comment to make it appear she wanted Ellens Partner and not Ellen.
- Claims any man she "dates" just wants to tie her down for marriage and is an alcoholic womanizer.
[edit] The Nicknames
She likes to call herself names and pretend that all of her "friends" call her like that. Some of the names she has used are:
- Krystle
- Krystal
- Booti
- Brooki
- Clementine
- Clemmie
- Hannah Catherine Smart
- Keikina
- Krystaleana
- Krystalena
- Kristella
- Krystal Pucher
- Porsha
- Helena
- Hips Like Cinderella
- Twiggie
- Viola Lynn
- Krystal Mcintyre
- Kurisutaru
- KrystalMac
- KrystalC
- KayM
- Kay
She will often claim a nickname after buying a new domain name, supposedly to give it a deep meaning.
[edit] The Domains
Some of the domains she has owned
- tragic-hollywood.com
- keikina.org
- martyr-avenue.org
- rose-massacre.org
- Snapped-tiara.net
- Brooki.us
- jadore-you.net
- Barbie-dolli.net
- venisgirls.com (a rip off of Suicide Girls)
- clementine-photography.info
- ohclemie.com
- kristella.com
- booti.org
- undi3s.nu
- rx-queen.org
- glam-doll.org
- txxxic.net
- haikela.org
- ishutchnian.com
- kurisutaru.info
- kurisutaru.com
And the list goes on...
Some of the websites she has owned
- ishutchnian.biohazard-host.net
- freewebs.com/ishutchnian
- kurisutaru.pcriot.com
- lillybug.org/kurisutaru
- clearblogs.com/krystalmac/
- krystalmac.nocatch.net/blog/
- dailykrystal.notcatch.net
- dailykrystalphotos.nocatch.net
- theongoingwow.wsnw.net
Some of the journals she's owned.
- greatestjournal.com/~chemicalwar
- greatestjournal.com/~kristella
- livejournal.com/~krystalbot
- greatestjournal.com/~krystalbot
- livejournal.com/~ishutchnian
- lostjournal.com/users/kurisutaru/
- greatestjournal.com/~krystaldaily
[edit] See also
- attention whore
- photomanip
- pathological liar
- schizophrenia
[edit] External Links
Current
- "Kay"'s Flickr
- "Kays" Vox used only once (1/27), but noteworthy as her transition into "kay" or her "mental breakdown", also notice, she wasnt a member until 2/1 so how is her only post 1/27? ;)
- Website Networks Posts to her hosts message board
- WhoIs for transient-universe.com Shows when it was registered: November 28, 2007, and the fake address and phone number it's registered to.
- Krystal's Twitter (Current, compare to blog entries, they never match! pretty much retired..)
- Krystal's Myspace (August 07)
- Krystal's facebook (August 08, 2007) (Private)
Others Talking About Her
- Newer Victim She even called her a nigger. How classy of you Krystole!! (1/30/08).
- Newest Victim Think she's changed? Hell no! I found that blog while searching for her newest site, transient-universe.com! (12/24/07)
- Nicole laughs at Krystole Krystole doesn't get it.
- Screenshots of her theft and libel
- TGO ZONE post
- stolen photographs
- Krystolefromme
- Making a fool of herself in comments
- Some screenshots
Deleted / Abandoned
- Krystal's (Kay) New site She has reinvented herself AGAIN now as "Kay"..psycho much? She even put old entries to make it appear like shes had this subdomain a while.
- LULZ-tastic posts to her hosts message boardNo longer being used. Because all the cool kids have to beg for free hosting from complete strangers!
- Webcam profile on Stickam never used.
- Virb.com Profile Uninteresting, but noteworthy.
- Krystal's Flickr Account Deleted because it was filled with stolen photography.
- deviantART Account Same as flickr, delted for stolen work.
- Krystal's deleted blogger
- Another deleted blogger
- Site was shutdown by her host
- Krystal's Site (deleted August 26th.)
- Krystal's GJ (deleted August 26, 2007)
- Krystal's Photo Gallery (deleted by nocatch for stolen photos.)
- Krystal's Blogspot (abandoned for gj)
- Krystal's Zimbio (pretty much abandoned)
- Krystal's new Flickr (changed to make it appear to be meganekkos. Moron much? Abandoned.)
- Krystal's Site (deleted by nocatch)
- Krystal's new "blog" (Abandoned as of August 09, 2007)
- Krystal's current site (Abandoned as of August 08, 2007)
- Krystals Vox (Abandoned as of August 08, 2007)
- Krystal's Flikr (abandoned as of August 08, 2007)
The Ugliness, and The Lying
