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Kristen Helms

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I'm on ur internets, gettin molestered

I'm in Kirsten's butt, re-arraignin' her poo.

I'm ded lolz.

pwned

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Kristen was a 14 year old girl who went on MySpace like any other dumb cunt should. But that day she met a "special friend" on the interbutt. So one day her "friend" came over to her house and molestered her! When asked why he did it, he responded "I did it for the lulz", but we really know he just wanted the loli. After her parents found out, they took away her computer, but the dumb bitch kept contacting him behind her parents' backs!11 So yes, she was definitely asking for it. She felt so victimized after teh buttseckz, that while her parents were at church, she fucking hanged herself and became the newest an heroine!