Klarawagner
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Klara Wagner is a relatively well-known member of DevianTart. She joined the site 16 March 2004.
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[edit] Klara's Gallery
From August 2004 to October 2006 she regularly exposed herself by posting nude photos of herself. Klara loved full frontal nudity, and submitted photos exhibiting everything from her tits to her pussy, with the exception of her eyes. This combination of exhibitionism and sluttyness made her enticing and exciting to watch, earning her a large following. Klara’s most famous works are ‘Lolita’ and ‘Curiosity’.
[edit] Klara's Journals
Klara's journal pieces attracted many comments from others. She had a poll called “I love your work ... I want to rape you” where she asked people to admit that it is true that when they compliment her photo’s artistic value they actually mean they want to bang her (her words). 76 people said they have another motive, 364 people said they are honest with their artistic critique, and 259 people admitting they actually want to fuck her. Of course, that greatly pleased her slutty nature.
[edit] The klarawanger and klarawagnerish girls
Klara enjoyed posing nude and posted many shots from the front with her legs spread open to clearly showcase her vulva. She received loads of comments on her genitals, with many people remarking that they have not encountered her particular look before. Klara's labia attracted so much attention that girls with similarly shaped pussies are now known as “klarawagnerish” girls. Klara picked up on this and promptly submitted a drawing of her labia with this definition:
kla'ra-wag'ner. (n) A specific shape of vulva, resembling that of the artist Klara Wagner. E.g. My girlfriend has a klarawagner.
kla'ra-wag'ner-ish. (a) Bearing resemblance to a klarawagner. E.g. I have dated a klarawagnerish girl in high school.
Klara's vulva attracted much debate on just how uncommon her labia arrangement really is. The general consensus was that her cunt is unique or rare at least. Klara's outer labia are puffy and bulges out while her inner labia forms two visible lines in the middle of her vulva. Thus her vulva is depicted with the ASCII text (||) and has the official emoticon 
. The truth is that her cunt is actually in stage 3 decomposition from her being such a filthy whore, and is now rotting from the inside out.
[edit] Klara the Sex Object
Klara's photos pop up now and again on classy image boards such as 4chan and 7chan where her pet name is Babycunt, for obvious reasons. This side of the internets Klara the artist becomes Klara the sex object masturbated over by scores of teenage boys and guys fantasizing about the best way to have a go at her. Its a well-known fact that some money shots of her exist.
[edit] Klara Wagner exposed!
Although Klara's photos are popular, she claims to be an amateur photographer. A girl who posts nude photos of herself but attempts to hide her true identity is desperately begging to be exposed. Klara is very social and flirts with anyone who talks to her. This social-butterfly tendency of hers was, in the end, her downfall. In a private conversation she gave out her real name, which was enough information to find her. In real life Klara is an outgoing girl with many friends. She also had a secret that not many of her friends knew about (until they read this of course). Klara is a nymphomaniac that has frequent sexual encounters with total strangers. She has no problem fucking guys and girls. This goes a long way to explain her behavior on DeviantArt, where she will flirt with anyone willing to direct the slightest semblance of attention towards her. Klara started giving head at the tender age of 13 and was licking and being licked soon after. Her favorite pastime is to be gangbanged and covered in semen. Klara's first full-blown orgy came at 16, but she'll settle for menage a trois or plain old secks any time of day. Klara likes cock so much that she voted for the cock to be one of the new seven wonders of the world, although it's well known that would like her own clit to be included too. This girl is a real-life sex addict who just loves to get invitations for sex or questions about the over 9,000 (and counting) orgasms she's experienced.
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[edit] External Links
- klarawagner on DevianTART
- Klara's nakedness is eternalized here. She thought she could just remove her photos. Ha ha.
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