Kirtaner
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Kirtaner is a Canadian anime dork and pedophile. Kirt has also been identified as a piece of shit nigger.
Kirtaner's only notable actions in life revolve around "ironically" being gay, possessing/creating child porn, giving buttplugs to jailbait on a first date, and generally being a stupid turd. One of the most memorable things he did was abuse drugs and then impersonate goatse in a live showing for his pedophile anime irc buddy Shii. Immediately after this he also took pictures of himself sniffing his fingers.
When not taking pictures of himself being wacky and ironic and tearing his asshole apart, he can be found posting in his livejournal (which he appears to have abandoned due to the internet at large finding out what a fucked up nerd he is) about abusing drugs and subsequently having gay sex with negroes. He doesn't seem to mention, however, that he still lives with his mom, and remains unemployed, hence the frequent calls for donations on 420chan.
Recently, Kirtaner has hooked up with Sparto. It's the standard internet relationship: friendless-in-IRL, personality-dysfunctional attention whore sluts it up for nerds to get more of the delicious attention she so desperately craves; attention whore latches on to powerful e-penis wielder; attention whore receives modship of shitty website; attention whore becomes e-penis wielder's "gf 4evr". The relationship is scheduled to end in a few months the same way they always do: attention whore turns out to be a dude, e-penis wielder bans attention whore forever, we pretend like it never happened.
[edit] Internet presence
When not having his pipes cleaned out by black dicks, he is usually posting on his message board "420chan", a haven for maladjusted pedo anime faggots like himself and Marshall Banana. Prior to this, he ran the website spyderlake which in turn illegally ran a server for the gook mmorpg Ragnarok Online because he really fucking loves Japan and is apparently suffering from a very special type of AIDS that makes him forget that Rag is from Korea. Srsly
Due to the stupid cunt leaving his image directories open, child porn (The homo claims it was actually xenogears loli but no one believes him because he is a nigger faggot) was found on his webspace and he was banned from Something Awful after forum members led a crusade to get him and his retarded partner in crime Marshall Banana permabanned. This act somehow turned him into a bigger introvert nerd loser. In addition to this, there were pictures of him kissing men at anime conventions, proudly displaying his malnourished and horrifyingly thin frame, and the aforementioned pictures of him "ironically" jamming his hands into his goddamn asshole.
Kirtaner was recently outed as abysmally shit SA poster Chroanopol, and was permabanned. He was recently outed again as 'terrakin' (an anagram of Kirtaner) and permabanned yet again.
Kirtaner is also a former member of the BatJew forums. He was frequently mocked there just as he is mocked across the internets.
[edit] Breaking Lulz
Apparently Kirtypoo, aka Aubrey Cottle got raided in a pretty lulzy raid from a good friend from Ausfalia.
http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_22727.aspx
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoHrsm-Jq0Y
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