Chikins

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Warning!: CHICKEN MAKES NIGGAS GO BONKERS...

Chikins is a fast food product invented by white supremacist and Confederate civil war hero Colonel Harland David Sanders for his Kentucky Fried Chikins franchise -an American 'restaurant' famous for pwning fat Negroes and Culexor.

KFC was established at least 100 years ago by the fat, old redneck as a cleverly disguised American homage to Hitler's Jew killing ovens in order to eradicate Blacks with artery clogging saturated fats. The Colonel never enjoyed the success of KFC before he was pwned by John Y Brown Jr a notorious drug dealer and future governor of Kentucky. He is the man responsible for KFC as we know it today.

Nigger protesting KFC? This looks shopped. Then again, he is smiling at the chkinz' tenderness and deelishisness

Tremayne Durham, murdered some folks in 2006. In 2008, he confessed in exchange for KFC. [1][2]

KFC(Kentucky Fucked Cunt) is a place where fatty Americans can "hang out" after school. Most people like KFC because of their family friendly commercials, but if you would like to know the truth about KFC's chicken beating, beak pulling off, scalding alive ways, then fuck off, as the chicken is going to be always deliciously abused. Delicious KFC is made of sugar, spice, all things nice and Korean children. Before Colonel Sanders put chicken in a bucket they used to put it in a suitcase. This was very impractical however, and a nigger carrying a suitcase is not practical unless he is, in fact, carrying it for you hence the chicken-in-buckets paradigm that prevails to this day. Revisionist fried chicken historians such as David Starkey have sought to challenge the bucket paradigm but have failed miserably and have been subject to much pwnage by the Colonel who is still alive and sharing a two-bedroom flat in Argentina with Hitler, Eva Braun and Gregory Peck. Black people love fried chicken.

The Origins of KFC

Noone knows when, why, or how KFC was first spawned, but some argue that it was created by the Jews to cover up the WTC 'mystery' with a mysterious and unspecified amount of spices. Likewise, no one can be sure of just what the elusive name means. Several attempts have been made to explain it, but few are lulzworthy.
Examples:

• Killing For Cash
• Kangaroos Fucking Children
• Kentucky Faggots' Crap
• Kentucky Fried Chicken

What Really Happens In A KFC Kitchen

GTA Speaks The Truth!

Crimes Against Humanity

An average KFC barbecue.

A typical KFC chicken burger.

KFC is the source of at least 100% of America’s fat people and it is predicted to shortly be listed as a terrorist organization. They also enjoy short changing you because they are illiterate.

This devious organization has plotted for generations to destroy American Niggaz, as it is a well known fact that black people love stuffing chicken in their baboon mouths. Do not attempt to get between a black person and their chicken without consulting your Nigger Manual.

Srsly, it is fucking dangerous being at a KFC. There'll be more niggers there then in a 50 cent music video. You have been warned. Expect rape and robbery, as well as fried chicken.

Contents of KFC

It is well known by the FBI, CIA and Oprah that KFC is a deadly amalgamation composed of super awesome shit. The seven so-called herbs and spices are in fact flour, santorum, methylated spirits, shower mold, LSD, Kevin Lanzo's testicles and breasts amputated from cancer patients.

"Healthy Chicken"

Recently KFC has been changing some of their food to "healthier" food. They got rid of the old chicken strips, for the classic strips. Now they have "Kentucky Grilled Chicken", which isn't delicious because it's "healthy."

Of course, despite KFC's efforts, people still insist on eating unhealthy fried chicken, some to the point of nearly killing themselves, as seen in this video:

Types of Food/Poison

• Chicken Nuggets
• Chicken Legs
• Chicken Something Else
• Chicken Flavored Rat Shit
• Chicken Flavored Cockroaches
• Cockroach Flavored Chicken
• Nigra Fries introduced in 2008 have fries the size of Nigra peniles, this big |----------|

I say good sir, is that grease fried portions of poultry?

No chikin mcnuggatz? THA'S WACIS'

[3] Same hoodrat from IM PRESSIN CHARGES, I'm sure.

OH LAWD THEY RAN OUT OF CHIKINZ

Gallery

Galleria de Chickinz

DEAR GOD, NO! McWatermelonz...The after chikins mint. Chikins and watermelonz go together leik crack put into the black community for ruination by the CIAs! Reason why KFC tastes like shit. The face of a typical KFC patron when access to KFC has been denied.

Blackface TOW said it, so it's true! A truly brave white man. OH LAWD! In soviet Russia chikinz eat you. Wait, what? DO WANT!! Red leader, Red Leader I need more barbecue sauce!!! OMFG, We knew it all along! Even famous nigras are related to the colonel. First KFC opening ever. Basketball is funner when the ball is replaced with a basket of chicken. "I step away from the mike to eat chicken" Oh Lawdy! Is dat sum watermelonz? O LAWD KFC's main targeted audience. This just shows that niggers can't do math. The god of all nigras. The magical negro uses his powers to make chikins appear! The Colonel's secret recipe The only man to ever satisfy your mother, and a general all-around better man than you could ever hope to be. Q.E.D. have you ever wondered why KFC chikin is so greasy? Google Streetview protects the privacy of The Man KFC even works in the music industry.

See Also

• A nigger is so desperate for chicken wings he threatens to stab his brother
• Black
• Nigger
• Watermelonz
• McDonald's
• Fat
• Food
• Culexor
• Chicken in a Drawer

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