Katie Fleming
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Katie Fleming is a self-centered bitch who thinks she knows how to write Tomb Raider fanfiction and who constantly pats herself on the back for being so good. She's been shamelessly promoting herself and her shitty fanfiction for years now and got herself a pretty little fanclub filled with ass licker losers who adore her and secretly want to have babies with her so their children will be gifted with awesome writing skillz.
It's more than clear that those people are insane morons who should seriously reconsider their ambitions in life.
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[edit] How it all began...
100 years ago, Katie, a little country girl from Canada decided it was completely fun to pick up a game called Tomb Raider; she was instantly glued to the box after reading its description. Then, she couldn't let go and decided to fill the vast voids of Lara's life by writing fanfiction.
Seeing that her fanfics weren't getting the necessary attention she needed to live, she began taking crappy screenshots of the game and advertising them, hoping that people would click on the part of the site which said "READ MAH STORIES PLZ!". It did not happen.
Then, as Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness was coming out, the prized Tombraiderforums decided to host a pretty little contest. Katie, being the retard she is, couldn't understand she was supposed to submit only ONE story; so she went ahead and gave them five.
The staff at TRforums, being the faggots they are, decided to choose one at random. And the piece of crap won the contest, much to the surprise of other writers, who were much more talented than her.
It is suspected that she won only because she slept her way to the top and not by showing off her puny writing skillz. The alternative was that she spammed the judge's with over 9000 mails of her nekkid figured, rendering the faggots so stupefied that they selected her as a winner so she'd stop with the crap.
[edit] Her self-formed fanclub
After the shameless victory, Katie changed all of her forum signatures into "VISIT MAH SIET!!!!!111 OMG WTF LOL I WAS DA WINWR OF TEH TR FANFIC CONTEST!111!1 I MUST B AEWSOME, amirite?", which was accompanied by a lame banner.
She spammed people so much that they actually got tired and decided to go read her crap. Several people were injured for life by reading such brainless stories, while the rest committed suicide.
He fame grew and grew, much like her ego and she was forced by Pedobear to make her own little fanclub, so he could track other babies down and abuse them. Thinking she was in for a fuck, Katie immediately obeyed. She has her own FAQ, in which you can ask her about anything. She also used to badly impersonate her lesbian idol Lara Croft in an attempt to be cool. She FAILED, naturally and deleted that part of the site, because Pedobear didn't like her when she tried to be old.
Later, after spamming people with her thousands of crappy stories and comments on how awesome she is, she got into a documentary. She was so sure of herself by then, that she even posted pictures of her butt-ugly face.
When she's not masturbating to Lara, she's telling herself how awesome she is while looking in the mirror (it was proven that Canada's run out of them 'cause she kept breaking them all) while reading her very own fancomments page.
[edit] SHE GOT CRITICIZED!
After completely making up everything which can be read on her fancomments page, Katie was at the heights of her E-fame, which existed only in her head and in the ones belonging to batshit crazy people. But, like every single self-proclaimed celebrity, OH NOES! She found herself flamed by some anonymous group of jealous cunts who invaded her forums and bashed her from left to right while giving her the real constructive criticism she needed, instead of the shitty ass-licking praises she got.
To show how stupid and inflated Katie really is, one of the examples of the said bashing included one of the cunts saying she had a blind sister who could not read and asked when Katie would have her stories read by a professional voice actress so her sister could, too, revel in their sheer awesomeness. The other person was much smarter and struck right where she knew Katie would feed: her fancomments page.
Poor Katie didn't understand she was being mocked at first, but it evidently became clear when those people decided to caps lock their texts which said: "YOU SUCK!". Katie went crying to Pedobear who, after shagging her twice in the ass, wrapped her around his protective fur and banned all the jealous cunts from the forum.
Later, Katie shut it down permanently, thinking those evil stalkers with fake blind sisters wouldn't ever track her down again. Sadly, they're not as stupid as she is and know how to use Google. Damn.
However, she was still lacking TEH PRAISE of her fanclub, so she opened another forum. Watch out, Katie. Your stalkers might still be around, waiting for their blind sisters to strike at you again when you least expect it.
[edit] Related Crap
- Katie's lame self-taught website
- Her fancomments page for a granted LULZ
- Her second forum
- Her shitty screenshots
- Win a fridge magnet
- Tomb Raider - The badass lesbian Katie is clearly obsessed with.
- Les Six - important people in the Laraverse
