KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Since time immemorial, man has used fire as an easy, effective tool for the disposal of unwanted things and, as they are certainly not excluded, unwanted people.

You can't really trace down the exact point in time when fire pwnage began, simply because it was invented at least 100 years ago by our spiritual forebearers.

In the world of Pokemon, Charizard is well known for pwning its enemies with fire. However since Pokemon is unfunny, fire can be pwned with water, which can be pwned with electricity, which can be pwned with ground, which can be pwned with grass, which can be pwned... WITH FIRE!

1 It's Been Around Forever.
2 Why Fire?
3 Steps to Killing someone with Fire
4 Alternatives
5 Gallery
6 See Also

[edit] It's Been Around Forever.

Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out.

People who were killed with fire include:

Jews (Lollercaust)
Fags
Niggas
Japs (in their case nuclear fire)
Fucktards
Goths
Furries
NEDM
Emos
Every convicted or confessed Harry Potter fueled witch from the Salem witch trials.
Joan of Arc was burned alive because she was convicted of blasphemy. Proving once again that when you try to tell people about god, you should be killed with fire.
Staypuft marshmallow man was burned to death by no less than four positron beams. His only crime? Being a fatty.
Joe Chapman

Fire made it gloriously easier to exterminate all those who needed to GTFO or those who were just blatantly doing it wrong.

[edit] Why Fire?

“	The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.	„
—George Carlin

Well, it's quite simple; fire makes killing people lulzy. Nothing causes more lulz than watching a writhing swarm of ~~mudkips~~ Furfags die in a blaze of glory or seeing that Goth Bitch who claims to have majikal control over flames get what she had been asking for... and then burning her.

Hell, it also makes a good warning sign to others if you go ahead and burn them on your own property or wherever their kind aren't welcome. Nothing says "Stay off of my lawn, nigger!" like the smoldering corpse of his thieving brother.

[edit] Steps to Killing someone with Fire

Pick your prey.
If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
Set them ablaze with ~~matches~~ NAPALM.
Sit back and enjoy the ~~show~~ screams of pain as your victim's blubber (assuming you're burning a Murrican) catches light.
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Profit!

[edit] Alternatives

Alternatives to killing with fire include but are not limited to blowing shit up and/or rape parties.

Or how about "KILL IT WITH FIAR???"

[edit] Gallery

mudkip can also kill it with fire	Dont Forget Self Pwnage May Occur.	Furries can only be killed with fire.	Kill it with fire desu!
Silly flame thrower can't hurt kitty.	Nintendo fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it	As if you needed more motivation.	Wow. That's ~~kinda disturbing...~~ ~~fucking awesome.~~ self-pwnage.
Kililng it with fire can be akin to orgasm for the Sisters of Battle.	Killing it with fire is a good way to make friends!	Someone needs to kill this with fire.