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/k/ summed up in one picture

/k/'s war face

You always hurt the one you love.

If you looked at the gun and trigger discipline first, you might be a /k/ommando.

/k/ (also known among Pink Pistols members as Special K) is the weapons/politics board on 4chan (and the easiest to troll), where paranoid, socially retarded rednecks and FPS fapping 13-year-old fun boys gather to discuss firearms, bombs and how to assassinate Obama. A /k/-user calls himself a /k/ommando and believes that all problems in the world would get solved if everybody carried weapons. The only thing besides the M1911 that makes a /k/ommando wet is the thought of R. Lee Ermey yelling at them while they defend their mobile homes from IRS agents with armor-piercing munitions and claymore mines. They also believe that the end is near and the only way to prepare for it is to grow a neckbeard, stop taking showers, move away from society into a camouflaged shed in the middle of nowhere, booby trap the entire compound and shoot anybody who looks at you ~~funny~~ at all.

A /k/ommando is unlikable, liked by no one. An unlikable, bitter loner whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned.

Demographics of /k/

A typical thread on /k/.

There are generally three types of people in /k/; the gun owner, the eurofag and the troll.

The gun owner - a very small minority on /k/. These guys actually own a firearm of some sort, and have some experience in handling guns. The gun owner is typically a homeschooled, inbred, redneck who lives in the rural parts of America, fap to Sarah Palin and believe niggers are trying to take away his guns while mexicans and muslims are trying to take away his life. Knows nothing about the world past the state line and is a cheerleader for every government policy. Thinks war is awesome and endorses it fully, yet will run and hide under his bed if a recruiter comes within 100 miles of his dwelling.

The Eurofag - These are all over the place. Since europe is made up of either communist nanny states or totalitarian police states, these guys cannot own firearms. So they make up for their lack of penis compensators by browsing /k/, collecting images of weapons, and buying (licensed) airshit. Despite the fact that the typical Eurofag does not have any firearms or any experience, thus not knowing shit, they are the most dogmatic and stubborn debaters when it comes to weapon systems and calibers. The eurofag is jealous of USA and will take every opportunity to whine, bitch and moan about american ways and politics and will celebrate and cherish every US casualty. Knows nothing about weapons.

The troll - This is the vast majority. These guys come to /k/ often from /v/ because they know that since /k/ is full of insecure boys that need to boost their self confidence with firearms, they are easy as shit to troll. With minimum effort the troll will cause maximum havoc because he knows that despite posting a thread with a Desert Eagle and a question where to buy clips for it for the 90th time, /k/ommandos will swallow the bait yet again and rage/argue for at least 100 replies until they come across another troll thread to take their time. The most reliable and powerful weapons in the troll's arsenal that will guarantee 200 replies are: "My country/military is better then yours.", "Will we ever see mecha on the battlefield?", "Hey I am a girl." or any thread regarding politics and obama where the opinion of the Eurofag differs from the opinion of the American Gun Owner.

Trolls

Duke Nukem

Sometime after the 7th day of creation, and before the first zombie apocalypse, /k/'s omnipresent troll, Duke Nukem !!jvCuWJ8NrnK was forged from a thousand spent casings of slavic munitions and a few stale Dorritos. Veteran /k/ommandos know "You can always bet on Duke", and they are correct, as there is a 100% chance of Duke shitting all over anything positive said about any gun/caliber/munition posted on /k/ ever. Duke's epic trolling and clockwork-like appearance have granted him celebrity status on /k/, so much so that many weary /k/ommandos start their threads with "inb4Duke".

Little is known of /k/s enigmatic troll other than he is sporadically illiterate, drinks alone and is openly IRL bisexual. Some speculate Duke lives with his mother and only surfaces to troll /k/ and fap to stolen gun ~~clips~~ magazines. Others believe in a more esoteric origin.

Things Duke Nukem Hates:

You
Your thread

Things Duke Nukem Likes:

Finnish M39s
????

The Day of a Thousand Dukes

OH SHI-‎

On a night like any other, amongst the piles of slavshit and DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLES, and in a rare flash of brilliance on the part of /k/, someone managed to decode Duke's mysterious tripcode (##nigger), which also proves the theory that /k/ has the memory of a fucking goldfish, as this has happened on multiple occasions. But the /k/ommandoes decided on this night to take the samefaggotry to a whole new level, causing Duke to RAGE and possibly become an hero.

And nothing of value was lost.

The /k/ommando

The /k/ommando !c0kywdArx2 is a quasi-troll who emerged in the wake of the discovery of Duke's tripcode. He is an elitist douche who puts others down for not "owning NFA items", in spite of the fact that they may be banned in their state. Little is know about The /k/ommando !c0kywdArx2 aside from that he lives in Texas, and does in fact own at least one suppressor. On occasion he will regurgitate a few lines of useful information, but mostly just stirs up shit.

/k/ Memes (aka How to troll /k/)

In ur thread, hating ur gunz.

The great part about being an OPERATOR isn't OPERATING, it's showing all of /k/ that I did.

Black Lazar, lesser known cousin of White Death, charges his nugget.

An often misunderstood weapon - The last attempt of a long time poster and flaming homosexual to make /k/ talk about guns. The attempt failed and said faggot committed Internet-suicide and died for all of /k/s sins.
AK47 vs M16 - dumb discussion since the Desert Eagle pwns both.
Airshit - gb2/toy/
Banned in Britain - guns, knives, capitalism, individual freedom, white people, etc.
Barrel shroud - That shoulder thing that goes up.[1].
China - The only country on Earth that is better than /k/ at throwing their lives away for stupid shit. A military power of elite Segway operators, inform /k/ that in a conflict between the United States and the People's Republic of China, the United States would lose.
Clip - A strip of metal used to insert bullets into a magazine.
Deagle - The ultimate weapon to defeat any threat, fires awesomely XBOX HUEG round. Vidya game developers love to add this gun as the strongest weapon in the game, even when IRL if you fire this gun you'll get killed by the sonic boom. Attach a tactical katana for extra brownie points.
FEMA death camps - A troll guaranteed to get at least a handful of replies from the paranoid survivalist libertarians who think that FEMA is constructing death camps to genocide conservatives or some bullshit they heard at the last John Birch Society meeting.
Glock - A very potent hand grenade. Some say it also functions as a handgun, though this is known to be a myth.
Glock 7 - A variant of the Glock preferred by punks. It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make in a month.
Katanah - Courtesy of /a/, a picture from the animu The Sacred Blacksmith showing a Japanese Katana slicing through a European Broadsword. It has the potential to troll any board on 4chan.
MALAYSIA STRONG - Mudgooks trolling about how their military is better than a tiny island. Every MALAYSIA STRONG post is a repost.
Magazine - Playboy, Hustler, Cheri, Swan....wait, not paper magazines? Oh, my bad.
Meatba - Shit gun loved by f/a/ggots who should gtfo and gb2/a/.
Moist Nugget - Very cheap and shitty Russian bolt action rifle, perfect for barely-18-year-old faggots who wish to own a gun but mommy won't let them charge over 100 dollars on her credit card.
Obama thread - Should only be posted in /b/ where all the 13 year old faggots seem to love niggers. Also cancer killing /k/.
Open carry - Wiki wild wild wiki wiki wild wiki wild wiki wiki wild wild west
Operator - Operator, operator, operator. Operator-operator, operator operator. Operator operator operator.
SIG - kills good, it does
Slavshit - Once you go slavshit, you never go back (to slavshit).
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - GET OUT OF HERE
Subcomandante Marcos - He's sooooo dreamy.
Snipe... - /k/'s version of Candleja...
Tacticool - A gun doesn't need to work, it just needs to look cool.
inb4DukeNukem
Vladimir Putin - You would not last 5 minutes in his world.
Whale Wars - hay guise let's become privateers and fight hippy pirates!
What's in your pockets, /k/? - take a picture of over 9,000 of your favorite gadgets and tools and pretend you carry them around all day in your pockets. guaranteed to grow your e-peen by four inches, because everyone will fap to the idea of you carrying two Leathermans, five knives, a wrench and an iPhone!
Zergface - A Chinese soldier with camouflage face paint grinning like a Chinaman who just saw some unoppressed Tibetans.
Zombies - Cancer killing /k/.

Some legendary /k/ screencaps

/k/unts share their concentration camp experiences.	YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T KNOW!	EVEN WITH MORE OF THE THREAD FOR CONTEXT, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!	Bat Guano and the essence of /k/.
Sure, go ahead and join the Marines.	The blinding light of Freedom.	Parenting, /k/ style.	Occasionally, /k/ is funny.
/k/ escapes onto /fit/.	/k/ gets bored sometimes.	You must open your eyes to the conspiracy.	Occasionally, /k/ is eye-catching.

/k/ommandos in their natural habitat

Typical /k/ommando.	/k/ommando trollin IRL with a shitty fagant.	Another typical /k/ommando. Note trigger discipline.	Hunting /k/ommando style! lolP90
The typically typical /k/ommando. Note improper position of elbows for actually firing a weapon.	a /k/ommando threatening some kids for playing near his property.	A Grenadier /k/ommando.	Typical /k/ommando car.