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JWZ

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JWZ file photo. Circa:old.
JWZ file photo. Circa:old.

Initials and internet moniker for ex-AOL employee Jamie Zawinski.

JWZ (moar liek JeWZ) is, by Internet standards, a Rock Star. Well known for his work in establishing and creating what's now called AOL, he used the funds from his old GeoCities stock to establish what is a fairly well known and large venue for furries and other godless perverts, the DNA Lounge. He still produces "software" (once a geek shitty LISP faggot, always a shitty LISP faggot), and has done quite a bit for San Francisco's gay nightlife, or semblance thereof.

Of course, the "software" is the kind of ASCII animation shit that nobody wants.
This led JWZ to publicly declare an effeminate and ineffectual jihad against Palm.

He's now a proud participant of the virtual pride parade that is the iPhone app store.

Of course, with his newfound fame entry in the National Sex Offender Registry and loss of a fortune the young boys he kidnapped, he now hides inside of his fortress of solitude a shelter for abused, transgendered women, hidden forever by piles of bills and receipts for bribes, booze, hormone treatment, and debauchery.

JWZ is "living" proof that cancer can get AIDS.

Many people think JWZ is a dick. Others just think he is arrogant and egotistical.

During his final days at America Online, JWZ's screensaver included a countdown that indicated the amount of time left until his Pets.com stock options matured and he could get the hell out of the company.

JWZ file photo. Circa:old.
JWZ file photo. Circa:old.

Whenever people accuse LiveJournal of having no redeeming content apart from 16 year old girls the defenders of LJ always point to JWZ. His LJ is simply a collection of links and pictures he finds interesting, not particularly noteworthy. Most of them are ganked from Boing Boing.


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