Stokezy is stoked

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Somebody call the Waaaambulance!11! This is a blatant attack article about a person nobody cares about. It was most likely written by a butthurt emo with a personal vendetta against the subject. You can help by proving me wrong.

stokezy_is_stoked is a living, breathing emo faggot who tried to kill himself in November, 2007. The method in which he used was 4 or 5 advil. Obviously, as we all know, that is totally fatal.

Contents 1 Background 2 EPIC OVERDOSE OF THE CENTURY 3 Myspace Ownage 4 Josh getting pwned on the phone 5 Lawl what a fag 6 Memorable Lulz 7 Contact details:

[edit] Background

Joshua, or more commonly known as “Stokezy” for obvious reasons, is a fat, whiney emo bitch who thinks his life is ever so depressing. He cuts himself, and wears t-shirts that just barely cover up his “severe scars”, and when pointed out he quickly covers them up and replies saying that it’s nothing.

He can typically be heard bawwwwing about his pathetic life to all his friends and family, and laps up attention like a desperate two-dollar whore. Josh can be quite deceitful to the eye, although fat in appearance; he tries to win people over by being “kind” to their faces, only to be found bitching behind their backs the next second. He is quite the angsty emo bitch.

It should also be noted that Josh is a lowlife, pov-ass, money grubbing whore. He will take any opportunity to sponge off of others' money and hospitality, and despite this, is always heard whining about how he has no money and his family are Jehovah's Witnesses.

NEWSFLASH: It is rumored that Stokezy has recently dyed his hair blond, and is trying to go in hiding. His 'disguise' has failed, and everyone that has seen this atrocious 'new look' lols at him, and immediately thinks of him as a typical fat, emo faggot.

[edit] EPIC OVERDOSE OF THE CENTURY

November 2007, Josh made an attempt at becoming an hero by taking 4 or 5 Advil. Sadly he failed at becoming an hero because he was doing it wrong. Sadly josh didnt know (unlike the rest of humanity) that you have to take at least 4 or 5 advil just to get a little high

While Josh was swallowing the 4 or 5 advil, he was on the phone to his overweight girlfriend, Alice, baaawing about how miserable he is, and how he is sick and tired of being mistreated by “Mummy and Daddy”.

Seconds later he told his parents what he was doing, as an obvious cry for attention, and his parents rushed him to the hospital, unaware that their son is just an attention seeking whore, thinking his life was in great peril. The next morning the doctors wanted to release him, as he was obviously not an important case, but he ended up staying one more night, and milked it for all it was worth, by throwing up all his food in the toilet pretending to be sick from his fatal overdose.

In case anyone wanted to know just how wrong he was doing it, here's the

[LOL WUT?] [science] 1

tl;dr: You need to take 10 - 160 Advil times the normal dose, depending on how big you are, to kill you. So, 10 might kill a baby, but you'd need 120+ to kill a fat fuck like Josh. In conclusion, epic fail.

Lulzy Chat logs:

Josh and his overweight Girlfriend Alice:

Session Start: Tuesday, October 16, 2007

•I'm going to go talk to the powers that be (holy_magritha@hotmail.com)

•[Stokezy] It's alright, coz there is beauty in the breakdown... (stokezy_is_stoked@hotmail.com)

(9:50 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	I thought it was obvious that you shouldnt talkk to Toni
(9:50 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	youve basically made me worse
(9:50 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	Two words
(9:50 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	Fuck her
(9:50 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	I am not apologizing
(9:50 PM) I'm going to go:	how did I make you worse.
(9:50 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	unless she does as well
(9:50 PM) I'm going to go:	Oh I know.
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	what have i done?
(9:51 PM) I'm going to go:	I think thats fucking bullshit
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	i bet you shes talked to andrew
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	alice whyu the fuck did you talk to toni
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	she completely shut ejm down
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	and sided with dani
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	and said i was pissed at her
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	and had no reason to be
(9:51 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	look
(9:52 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	your just like them now
(9:52 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	im going to go dier
(9:52 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	goodbye
(9:52 PM) I'm going to go:	not home eh?
(9:53 PM) I'm going to go:	don't say things like that
(9:53 PM) I'm going to go:	it's no use telling me your not home when your on msn josh
(9:55 PM) I'm going to go:	can you answer me please?
(10:00 PM) I'm going to go:	josh can you just talk to me?
(10:00 PM) I'm going to go:	or call me?
(10:01 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	im on the fone atm
(10:02 PM) <3Stokezy the Ki:	then i have to talk to mum and dad about why i just cut myself

Josh explaining his faggotry:

(1:27 PM) [Stokezy] House:	err no, i had only taken four or five until mum and dad came into the room and called the ambulance.
they took blood
and did pressure tests
(1:27 PM) [Stokezy] House:	and put something in my while i was sleeping
(1:28 PM) [Stokezy] House:	and then i did throw up, more than once, like five times that nite adn the next day...

(1:38 PM) [Stokezy] House:	well thats a misconception
(1:38 PM) [Stokezy] House:	i got into a miassive fight
with sophie
when all i was doing was asking how she was getting into town
I went and told Mum and Dad and warned them i couldnt be here anymore
(1:38 PM) [Stokezy] House:	*at home
and how i had to get into town somehow, coz i was meeting Alice for Kallies farewell bday
(1:39 PM) [Stokezy] House:	and i started swqearing at Sophie and mum and dad yelled at me for doing so
(1:39 PM) 2:	farewell?
(1:40 PM) [Stokezy] House:	so knowing that there was no way i could get into town, OR no way to contact anybody 
( i had no phone signal, my older sister was on the fone to her boss for soemthign important, 
and lachlan was on the computer..
i had nowhere else to go but my room
and klnowing i had taken two heavier tablets for ym hayfever
and seeing them there..

Josh's Butthurt Girlfriend:

Note: Does not understand the concept of fail. Towards the end she even pays her own BF out lol

(3:22 PM) Sam:	lol dani has gotten 4 or 5 different random emails trying to add her onto msn today 
(3:28 PM) Sam:	so whatchya doing  
(3:28 PM) Wrong or right,:	really?
(3:28 PM) Sam:	yeah
(3:28 PM) Wrong or right,:	we haven't done anything  
(3:28 PM) Sam:	shes been telling me about it
there with dumb names
ect
(3:29 PM) Sam:	trying to pay her out or w/e
today has been a bit annoying >_<
(3:29 PM) Sam:	my net has dropped out like 4 or 5 times this morning <.<
did the same thing yesterday
(3:29 PM) Wrong or right,:	why do you keep saying 4 or 5?
(3:30 PM) Sam:	huh?
(3:30 PM) Wrong or right,:	it's exactly what danielle used to pay out josh trying to kill himself.
or is it just coincidence?
(3:30 PM) Sam:	i had no idea o_O
(3:30 PM) Wrong or right,:	oh ok
sorry
(3:31 PM) Sam:	my net really has dropped out like 4 or 5 times in the last hour >_<
i think i fixed it though
(3:31 PM) Sam:	my dads stupid net was connecting to someone elses wireless connection..
(3:31 PM) Wrong or right,:	that sucks
(3:32 PM) Wrong or right,:	what else have you been doing today
(3:32 PM) Sam:	just playing wow..
lol
(3:32 PM) Sam:	have a raid tonight.. xD
im teh raid leader <.<
(3:33 PM) Sam:	starting at 4 or 5pm tonight hard getting the times right coz of fucking americans!
(3:35 PM) Wrong or right,:	Lol sounds like fun?
(3:35 PM) Sam:	yah
(3:35 PM) Wrong or right,:	so how many level 50 characters do you have? 4 or 5?
(3:35 PM) Sam:	nah
almost 8
i have only 4 or 5 on my new server though
(3:37 PM) Wrong or right,:	I'm not fucking stupid. Fuck off you pathetic bitch.
(3:37 PM) Sam: =0
(3:38 PM) Wrong or right,:	Heh. Amazing at what lengths some people go to try and insult someone. FAILED.
(3:38 PM)	Wrong or right, black or white. If I close my eyes it's all the same... is now Offline

[edit] Myspace Ownage

Once upon a time, there was a fake Myspace band page that consisted of made up people. Josh, his girlfriend, his boyfriend Andy and two other friends used to muck around on this for fun. Then one day Josh got raped in the ass by Andy, and finally realized how truly gay he was and spread AIDS everywhere.

A brave soul hacked the account and "modified" it, to show appropriate and true fax. It should be noted that Josh is a pathetic wuss, who was too afraid to confront them himself, and instead blocked and baleeted the page and sent his boyfriend Andy to do his dirty work.

This brought on many lulz.

Note: In screen cap 1 the scrolling text said: "We have appproved Andy's comments because they are hilarious."

Screen cap 2 Scrolling Text said: "He took 4 or 5 advil. Yes that's right 4 or 5 advil. That is definitely fatal."

[edit] Josh getting pwned on the phone

4 OR 5 ADVIL. OH NOES D: !!!!

Transcribe:

~: Okay I'm going to three-way Josh, a guy who tried killing himself with 4 or 5 Advil.

Josh: Yes?!

~: Um.

Josh: Hello?

~: I'm gonna take 4 or 5 Advil! OH GOD I WANNA DIE. 4 OR 5 ADVIL. I WANNA DIE OH MY GOD. 4 or 5 please that's fatal. Oh my God it hurts, the emotional pain I'm dying!

-Hangs up on him-

~: Okay that was Good. I hope you enjoyed it Dani.

Aim convos:

1 (2:28:10 PM):	HE CRIED
2 (2:28:19 PM):	lmao
1 (2:28:11 PM):	lol
2 (2:28:23 PM):	LMAO
1 (2:28:25 PM):	IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOPPING CENTER
2 (2:28:40 PM):	AHAHAHAHA
2 (2:28:41 PM):	OH GOD

1 (7:50:59 AM): i think my mom takes 4 advil for headaches
2 (7:50:59 AM): LOL

[edit] Lawl what a fag

I loled 4 or 5 times

[edit] Memorable Lulz

“	then i have to talk to mum and dad about why i just cut myself	„
—True emo style

“	im trying to tell you i am depressed and sad. im not being silly. you sound like the others, calling my actions silly	„
—Josh on MSN to his GF Alice

“	err no, i had only taken four or five until mum and dad came into the room and called the ambulance.	„
—4 OR 5 ADVIL IS FATAL KIDS.

“	i had nowhere else to go but my room and klnowing i had taken two heavier tablets for ym hayfever and seeing them there..	„
—No where else to go? Take company in advil.

“	well ive only asked girls (if thats what there called)when i was drunk so i could hav a fuck then chuck! but they where fugly anyway so i couldnt not care as much as i am now ive got plenty of chicks after me!	„
—Clearly Josh's BFF makes sense.

“	by the way i know where you live!	„
—OH SHIT. HE'S AFTA ME!!!111 - Andy

“	who taught you how to spell fucker? AN, is only used before a vowel or a silent letter in front of a silent letter followed by a vowel! oh and its THE INTERNET! smart arse!	„
—Ah lol, learn teh ways of teh INTERNETS - Andy again

“	have you seen me cos then you would know i have the authority on good looks and you havnt revealed yourself so obviously your not!	„
—HE HAS TEH AUTHORITIEZ - Andy on Myspace

“	Listen to Dance Hall Drug by BLG. Dooo eet. its about ecstasy and losing a relationships lol	„
—It aint cool unless it's depressing. BLG: Boyslikegirls

Gallery of Stokezy

Definitely lieks teh cock 4 or 5 Advil. It kills. Emo Josh He loves his Brother a bit too much.

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Fagtastic Josh and his "bitches" Got moar Emo? FETS Scene Kid doing what he's best at plz to be killing it Buttlovars till teh endz!!11 Um what? Rumored that this is what their children would look like Feel moar than welcome to photoshop this. It's asking for it. This is an artist rendition based of experts findings of what Josh's home life with the impressionable youth of today, must be like. His true nature. "4 or 5 Advil...Just Go With It." "Emo fgt brothars 4var. Looks like it's raep tiem." "New emo pic" "4 or 5 comments" "TRY AGAIN FGT" moar lulz

[edit] Contact details:

Livejournal: http://stokezy.livejournal.com/profile

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/stokezy

DevianTART: http://josh-oh-wa.deviantart.com | FUCKING DELETED EVERYTHING. LOL.

Jewtube: http://youtube.com/user/Stokezy LOL CLOSED

Feel more than welcome to chat Josh up. Make sure you remind him how overweight and ugly he is, and how he fails at life. While you're at it why not tell his girlfriend the exact same thing? After all, they are one whole and do everything together. Ah, the possibilities are endless.

Alice's Livejournal: http://magritha1251.livejournal.com/profile

Alice's Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/magritha1251

Alice's DevianTART: http://magritha.deviantart.com

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