JoshU2uber
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JoshU2uber (Ben Hulse; born June 13, 1996) is a filthy adolescent Paddy from Ireland who made up the characer "JoshU2uber" to "troll". He originally caught anon's attention white knighting for Angry Homo Kid and his faggotry has surfaced yet again recently when he made numerous lulzy threats to call the partyvan on his trolls, saying IM PRESSIN CHARGES. Despite AHK having disappeared from the tubes long ago, Josh seemed to fall right in-step as YouTube's new spokesperson for young closeted faggots. JoshU2uber is eagerly awaiting a concerted effort from the FBI, CIA and every law enforcement agency on the planet to stop internet trolls. It's a certainty that his WASP parents have, and will, attempt to beat any trace of homo from his fragile and soon-to-be shattered psyche, it's also a certainty that he will be chowing down on some fag cock before he hits 15.
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Josh Haet Anon
Dox were found almost immediately after Josh posted 2 videos actually daring people to get them on the JoshU2uberReborn channel - one of several accounts he's returned under. Following the initial trollage, Rydall had already been brutally raped by the banhammer several times. In the process he felt painted into a corner and came up with the brilliant idea that he should attempt to backpedal to try and appear less of a completely oblivious retard, but to no avail. It seems every retard OTI has been debating whether or not this kid is or isn't a troll for months now, yet completely miss the obvious point that it doesn't fucking matter anymore, troll or not this kid needs the dicking he so craves. Rydall states he'll call the man on anyone who trolls him and has pledged to to "take down" every 4chan "NAZZZY" [sic], as well as to give m00t a swift kick in the balls (his only good idea so far). His parents changed their phone number after the shitstorm around July 20th and his new account got banned shortly thereafter.
For instance:
Name: Ben Hulse
Email: rydallcooper@yahoo.com
Home phone: (863)425-4658 or (847)347-8213
Cellphone: (916)233-1617 (out of service due to butthurt)
Address: Josh/Rydall's home address was thought to be 1111 West Greenwood Street, Lakeland FL. However as you can see in the section below, he just made that up and was acting.
Postal Code: 33860
SEND IN THE MORMONS http://anonym.to/http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/ask-a-question/have-missionaries-contact-me use the info provided and make the discription seem legit, not "HAI GUYS SEND ME THE WORD OF INDIAN JESUS LAWLS"
Some delicious local confectionaries:
Hungry Howie's Pizza 1101 S Florida Ave, Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 682-2124
Pizza Hut1919 George Jenkins Blvd, Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 688-7311 - 1.1 mi NW
Intimate Encounters
Lakeland, FL, United States - (863) 683-6676 - 4.6 mi E (try to time it just after dinner, so his parents can meet his girlfriend,boyfriendblow up doll)
Twitter: www.twitter.com/joshu2uber
Skype: Joshthechristian15
Xbox Live: flyingducky09 (plays all the shitty games on his youtube profile)
And someone found the dumb child's IP as well, 24.210.101.11
http://www.myspace.com/ilyk2muvitmuvit his sisters myspace
http://www.myspace.com/rydallisthebomb his myspace
JoshU2uber WAS A JOKE!!!
In the videos below, he confirms that Josh was just a character and if you go to his youtube channel imherbertthepervert he confirms he's from Donegal, Ireland. He also says he just trolled April Cooper and pretended to be her sister. He also says the "ME STRIPPING" video wasn't him in it, it was probably April's brother. He say's everybody in Europe hates America, but does he know Americans don't give a fuck cause everyone over there is flithy fucking rich while he is dirt poor
Challenge to Encyclopedia Dramatica
Despite the fact that he is obviously an anon wannabe loser, he still wants to take ED down because it is "Nazzi".
Video went lolbyebye
Current Status
Recently, Josh (/Rydall/Ben) has posted nothing but 'response videos'. These consist of pointless responses to random Youtube videos, some only a second long. Talk about a waste of time. The channel with these videos can be found here - benbighitter
Videos
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Previous Video | Next Video |
| —Josh, oh lawdy |
| —Josh, obviously not knowing the first amendment. |
| —Josh, being a fucking gaylord. |
| —Josh, obviously copying AHK's videos. |
Signs of Future Fagdom
In addition to all the tell-tale signs of future cockslurping, Josh recently put on his profile that his some of his favorite music is "Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers (I LOVE THEM SO MUCH)" and one of his favorite books is "Twilight". Since no man on earth could ever like this shit, it makes one ask: "Is Josh a prepubescent girl?". No man could be that gay, not even Chris Crocker, Goatse and a mantrain. However, it seems by now what had initially been a 14 year olds attempt at trolling the big scary Anonymous has backfired rather unsuprisingly, and many lulz were had.
Josh's Sister
Josh makes reference to the fact that his sister was somehow involved in the Victoria Lindsey Beating. Recently, however, he has insisted that this was in fact a lie. See the video below.
KingU2uber
- KingU2Uber ~ He's not suspended yet
The King of homos. KingU2uber, has officially claimed to be the king of U2ubers. However after hearing his voice, it was officialy stated he is not Rydall. But, with his group holding about 20 different U2ubers, he has become imperial. But however, Joshy didn't break a sweat. Kingu2uber (or steve impact) expelled Joshu2uber from the clan, and now he is butthurt. Sigh, and those where his only friends.
Trivia
- JoshU2uber says he's actually a pretty nice guy.
- Likes Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers and masturbates to Harry Potter and Narnia.
- On his old account "JoshU2uberReborn", he favorited gay porn. He said he needed them for educational purposes.
- Likes to block people that make him butthurt on his comments page.
- Is a devout Christian yet states he believes scientology is a "good religion".
- Is a huge fan of women's sunglasses. Possible wangsta hippy wannabe nerd due to the retarded way he wears his hat.
- Claims to be a Christian, yet swears an awful lot.
- Also claims to be a 'cool Christian'
- Josh is a massive failure at keeping promises.
External Links
- AprilLuvsJames - His sister's youtube (April from The Mulberry Eight)
- KingU2Uber - The king of homos, and susprisingly... NOT JOSH (Rydall was butthurt when he got kicked out of his group)
- JoshU2uber on Twitter
- http://www.myspace.com/rydallisthebomb Troll him to DEATH!!!!!
- http://www.myspace.com/473422973 - Another Myspace
- RydallsTech - Support account made by Josh. This account has no videos.
- josshu2uber - Possible sock. (No recent activity)
- joshuacoopersmilk - Main Account for his JoshU2uber character.
- BensDubs - Josh's vlog account.
- RydallU2uberCooper - (Formerly hacked and closed, but re-opened about a week or so afterwards).
- TehBenPlanet - Another support account.
- RydallsWorld - Another one of Josh's accounts.
- RydallsPlanet - Support account, which is claimed in the title to be "Coming soon..".
- benbighitter - His account where he makes dumbass reaction videos.
- benstech - A recent account that looks like it'll be another spin off of RydallsTech.
Troll Accounts
- Anonymoushatesrydall - A troll account specifically created for providing dox, and lulz.
- MrWeenus - A troll account with re-uploaded Joshu2uber videos.
- TheTundrak - Formerly Warskar, before the faggot Josh/Rydall himself reported him due to butthurt.
- CynthiaThymesII - An account created for the sole purpose of re-uploading all of his videos. Formerly CynthiaThymes, and formerly CynthiasRevenge. Until the faggot Rydall reported them out of butthurtness.
- JoshU2ubur - A troll account with edited JoshU2uber videos.
- RydallCooperEpic - A troll account pretending to be Ben who is always calling himself a faggot or gay while pretending to be Ben.
Banned/Closed accounts
- imherbertthepervert
- Christiankid15
- TheU2uberGang
- JoshChristian10
- JoshU2uberReturns
- JoshU2uberReborn
- JoshU2uber
- haloismymiddlename
- rydallcooper
- RydallandDustin
- RydallTutorials
- Rydalls
- jonasfanalex
- MrRydall
See Also
- Angry Homo Kid
- Wigger
- Flardox
- Paul Fetch
- Giving your 10 year old carte blanche on the internet while you're passed out on Xanax after blowing this week's check at the blackjack table
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