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Johnny Rebel

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I'm a Mac. I'm a Klansman.
I'm a Mac. I'm a Klansman.

Born Clifford Joseph Trahan in 1938, Johnny Rebel's ballads of the South have become a smash hit on YouTube following his return to the musical scene, spurred on by the events of 9/11. Johnny Rebel's rockabilly repertoire covers a wide variety of topics, ranging from coons to jigaboos, and anything you might expect in between. It is assumed that Johnny Rebel was the inspiration for Dave Chappelle's famous black white supremacist skit, since Trahan has never been photographed or made a public appearance. While there are several supposed pictures of him floating around the tubes, Rebel vehemently denies the intended depiction.

YouTube Fanbase

Predictably, Trahan's most ardent fans fall into one of two categories: enthusiastic and overjoyed white folks and offended antique farm equipment.


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The Negro Community Frowns Upon These Shenanigans

Memorable Quotes

Get yours today.
Get yours today.
 
 
I like sugar, and I like tea But I don't like niggers...no siree! There's two known things that'll make me puke And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
 

 

 
 
Some niggers never die, they just smell that way
 

 

 
 
The white man worries, but the nigger don't care

Cause at the end of the month, his check'll be there Every nigger earns his livin' off the old welfare In Coontown
 


 

 
 
I pissed on his potaters, i stomped on his tomaters and shit all over his fucking sugar beets
 

 

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