John Mark Karr

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

John Mark Karr's wax figure at Madame Tussauds; worried about not passing as a woman because of his sideburns? What about his fucking neck? Get a sense of proportion, boy.

John Mark Karr was born in Conyers, Georgia and made a false confession regarding the unsolved murder of six-year-old JonBenét Ramsey, an infant pushed into being a "beauty queen" by her parents, who have also been suspects. Karr said he was present when Ramsey died and called her death an "accident". Some kind of murky social connection between him and the family was also implied: this guy noticed. In reality it was just a clever ruse to get a free ride home after backing off from some major surgical mutilation in Thailand. ~~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEx_mnyDOAU~~

1 Creepy Background
2 Family Tradition
3 Deviant
4 Moar Deviant
5 Legal Wanking
6 External Links

[edit] Creepy Background

Karr's father, Wexford Karr, married Patricia Elaine Adcock on August 21, 1958, when he was 37 and she was 18. Wexford filed for divorce eleven years later saying the marriage was "irretrievably broken." How could he be expected to tolerate someone as old as Patricia? Wexford, then 52, married his neighbor 29-year-old Susan Simpson. This marriage ended in divorce six months later, when Susan reached the age of 30.

A family friend, and lover, Jonathan Bryant, said that Karr's mother believed John Karr was possessed by demons. His mother allegedly built a pyre of kindling around him and attempted to burn him alive.

Karr moved to Alabama to take advanced white trash lessons from his grandparents. John was at the top of his high school class

[edit] Family Tradition

When he was 19 years old, Karr married a 13-year-old girl. Karr told her to lie about her age. Karr and his wife lived together as a couple in Hamilton after their wedding, and Karr "was abusing her every way there was". The marriage was annulled.

Karr married Lara when he was 24 and she was 16 and pregnant. She was carrying twin daughters who were delivered via a home birth. The girls, named Angel and Innocence, died later that day. The couple divorced in 2001 following Karr's arrest for five misdemeanor counts of possession of child pornography. A restraining order against Karr was granted.

[edit] Deviant

Karr (right) does the same pose in front of the leopard-skin print for his post-op catsuit; (center) swirls himself to attract suspicion; (left) all the Boulder DA could recover

On April 13, 2001, Karr was arrested for possession of computerized child pornography. Karr failed to appear and a "No Bail" warrant was issued. Since then Karr had been on the run, living in Asia, Europe and Central America, until his arrest in Thailand.

He used the email address december261996@yahoo.com as part of his obsession with the JonBenet murder. Some notable behavioral instances include him kicking and throwing chairs around a classroom and a fascination for younger female students. It is also known that he was frequently swearing and making inappropriate gestures towards students.

[edit] Moar Deviant

John Mark Karr taught at a few schools in Thailand (their only complaint being that he was too strict) but he only had two real reasons to be there.

He wanted to pose as the killer of JonBennett for some weird reason noone understands.
He wanted to become moar woman than a woman (oh rilly?). John Mark was actually waiting for a cheap sex-change operation and eating gal-hormones like popcorn in happy anticipation of the cutting.

“	He was concerned most about his sideburns.	„
—John Mark's "doctor" in Bangkok, Denver Post

“	He told me he was in the process of medical treatment for cutting off his testicles.	„
—John Mark's "doctor" in Bangkok, Denver Post

“	You have very bad manners, what did you do with my pills?	„
—A hostel cleaner's recollection of John Mark's snappy retort after she had a lollercaust at his oestrogen stash, Denver Post

[edit] Legal Wanking

On August 28, 2006, the Boulder County District Attorney's Office announced "the case of the People vs. John Mark Karr has failed. On August 28, George McCrary, a longtime friend of the Karr family insisted that John Karr is innocent. "He's a pedophile, not a murderer," said McCarty, who also called John Karr a "genius" whose "confession" was a deliberate tactic to avoid jail in Thailand, and be taken to the United States where he knew he would get off.

Following Karr's release he was rearrested after prosecutors in California indicated that he was to face charges of possessing child pornography.

On October 5, 2006, all of the child pornography charges against Karr were dropped after investigators lost the computer seized from Karr in April 2001.

Karr can currently be found trolling elementary schools in a limousine provided by NBC.

He also has a girlfriend who either got him beaten up by his dad or beat him up, yet again demonstrating the limitless perversity only a good woman can provide.

John Mark Karr Compares himself to Michael Jackson