Job

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As well as being another word for poop, a job is something that unemployed people and students don't have.

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[edit] Some Advantages of Having a Job

  • you get money
  • you might meet people you can have sex with (especially true for certain kinds of jobs) except for sometimes your ass gets sued on a count of sexual harassment, and then you get fired.
  • free photocopying
  • free coffee
  • see that pen over there? take it.
  • no seriously, take it. there's a shitload of them in the supply closet.

[edit] Some Disadvantages of Having a Job

  • less time to play on the internets
  • too much RL drama
  • more opportunity for your head to explode
  • having to work to earn money

There are many different kind of jobs. It's important to pick the right one that suits your personality.

[edit] Some Different Jobs You Might Choose

[edit] Some People Who Clearly Made Bad Job Choices

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