Cum
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Cum is a slang term indicating either the act of orgasming or the slippery by-products of said act. An ancient myth truth suggests that cum can often be used as cure for Lesbianism (see lesbians), when taken orally, vaginally or anally. Recent scientific breakthroughs have uncovered that ur mom is the only organism on earth that literally thrives on cum. Also the jews. It is well known that any time someone cums, they do it for the lulz. Cumming is twice as good when it involves rape.
See Cum slut.
[edit] Verb (To Cum - Ejaculate)
In persons with cock, the verb refers to the overtly obvious twitch n' spurt. For people who don't want to become pregnant and hate having to use condoms, pulling out before you cum is a reliable method of birth control, and there is a 100% chance that you have avoided becoming a parent.
Female Ejaculation
In persons with a pussy, the event is less obvious, except in the rare case of female ejaculation. Like the Loch Ness Monster, this elusive phenomenon has been hunted by many, faked by some, and proven by none.
Because women don't produce semen (including you Thomas Beatie) just what exactly they are ejaculating is a mystery. She's probably just pissed on you. If a so-called female ejaculates on you, chances are she's a trap, transvestite or transexual (maybe Chyna). If you only notice this after s/he has experienced orgasm, chances are you are either blind or a sick fuck who enjoys these abominations of nature.
[edit] Noun
The lone means of sustenance of Hello Kitty, who has no mouth and therefore must consume it solely by other means. Also referred to as a protein slurpee.
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[edit] People that love (to) cum
- Britney Spears
- Klarawagner
- Faggots
- Hude Hans
- Bill Clinton
- John Striker - see Mexico for further details.
- Dorian Thorn
[edit] Faking It
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