Jew Gold
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Jew Gold is the bag of gold that all Jews carry around their necks at all times. It acts as a constant reminder to be a cheap, greedy Jew, and has apparently worked like a charm for their people for thousands of years.
Southpark Jew Gold
PROTIP: all Jews carry fake Jew gold around their necks to protect their real Jew gold from getting stolen. You can help by stealing both.
You can get money for your Jew Gold IRL:
Cornering the Jew Gold Market
Jews will buy your Gold and convert it to Jew Gold in the hopes of cornering the Jew Gold market. This is due to the well known fact that all paper currencies are eventually used as toilet paper.
See Also
- Jew
- Money
- Lion Cash
- Bailout Plan
- Bernie Madoff
- Abra the jew gold pokemon
- Raygold -The type of gold you do not want.
