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Jessica Valenti

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Jessica Valenti : almost raped by Bill Clinton
Jessica Valenti : almost raped by Bill Clinton

Jessica Valenti is a self-confessed "dirty whore", and founder and executive editor of Feministing.com, one of those blogs that are all about using breasts for extra attention and are intended for lefty men who crave some sexual content (but feel they must limit themselves to things that aren't sexist). Jessica got herself embroiled in the "BoobGate" Drama with 'Ann Althouse in September 2006 by flirting her titties with Bill Clinton.

Jessica on YouTube

Jessica is a typical dyke and holds a natural grudge against men, because they have the dicks and therefore make the rules. Of course, she would never admit that and her throbbing lust for cock so she talks fake shit about men online. Since there are no logical arguments against male superiority, Jessica and her wannabe feminazi cunts can only whine about their shitty lives, experiences with the superior sex and how the world treats them badly on Jewtube.

As the typical fuck face she is, approaching Jessica with logic, facts, scientifical evidence or eloquent arguments is senseless, because she deletes all negative comments on her videos anyway. It is also stated, that comments telling her 'to suck one's cock' or to 'stfu' are futile too, while they still might bring slight lulz.

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