Jeffree Star
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jeffree "Cunt" Star is a Myspace celebrity who disillusioned himself into believing he is original, controversial and misunderstood; since impressionable young gay men and breeder fashionistas seem to flock to people who treat them like dog shit, this equates Jeff to being one of the most popular attention whores on MySpace.
Most of his friends are internet trolls, other Myspace celebrities, and crack whores with zero self-esteem. A qualification of being his friend is the ability to let him use you as his door mat, and to tell him his shit smells like roses. Most notable of his friends are Sharolaid, Lithium Picnic, Chris Crocker and PixelBeeProductions.
He is a cock sucking sodomy fiend, as he confirms in most songs. Even though he's a transsexual trying to find his sexual identity, no one should pity him. He tries to promote himself as a "star" and professional in the modeling/performance industry, but any manager or agency with a lick of business sense would pull the blinds down and load their shot gun the minute they saw him walking towards their office. It is true it takes an ass load of unwarranted self-importance to succeed in the public eye, but it also takes a certain amount of humility and the ability to play well with others to go far, especially when you are a scum-sucking nobody.
He only got to where he is now by surfing Myspace and adding every scene whore and neglected child he could find to his friends list. Since mommy and daddy didn't love them enough, they look for recognition from Jeff but they have to battle a few thousand other little tarts competing to become his new boot licker.
Despite treating not only his fans, but friends, like shit, they still somehow think of him as a humanitarian, fighting the good fight for the little guy. They think that this self-centered megalomaniac is somehow trying to represent them. In reality, all he wants is someone to tell him he looks pretty and to assure him that he is a good person even though he doesn't give a shit about anything outside of himself.
No, he has no relation to Ringo Star.
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[edit] Jeffree, if You're Reading This...
Srsly. Who calls themselves a cunt? Only a cunt would, amirite?
[edit] Unicorns Are Not Real & Other Obvious Phenomenon
[edit] Warped Tour 2008
Jeffree Fag will be at Warped Tour 2008 Jun 20-29. On unrelated news 99 cents stores sell eggs in 6 piece cartons.
He walks by crowds without using performer entrances trying to get attention, also because venues won't let "it" use the perfomer entrance.
[edit] His "Music"
His writings are 99.9% stolen from every other internet entity he can suck the text off of, and his shock-tactics are as basic and boring as calling himself Jesus and 'going against the norm'.
His sound is boring synth-pop felched out of 80's dance clubs with a side of repackaged Hot Topic rebellion. This of course works when your fanbase is a bunch of scene and emo children sniffing glue from paper bags.
Jeff's songs consist of him desperately trying to be offensive by saying fuck as many times as possible in two minutes over the backing track to one of Usher's songs. His lyrics cover a wide variety of themes, from being a faggot to being a tremendous faggot.
Actual Jeffree Star lyrics (You cannot make this shit up):
| —JStar, "We Want Cunt" |
| —JStar, "Ice Cream" |
[edit] His Fanbase
His colossal friends list is populated by gullible, barely literate emo kids and assorted lusers too stupid to realize they're worshiping someone who stole their supposedly original look from the Joker. But then the Joker's fanboys are just as retarded and fucked up, so maybe there's something there.
Should a Jeffree Star fan ever discover that someone, somewhere, somewhen has said anything in the slightest bit negative about their "misunderstood" hero, they will vehemently defend him until someone calls the Waaaambulance for them. They will then finish up by pretending to be amused by the fact that whoever it is has called Jeffree out as the fraud he is, or in their words "HAHAHAHAHA U MaKe Me LaFf U R aLl So sAd AnD h8eRz u R JsUt JeAlOuSe CuZ u CuD nEvEr pUlL oFf tHe ThInGz jEfFrEe DoEs AnD u HaV nO lIfE!!!!11!1"
Because Jeff fails at everything except being a superficial, pretentious whorebag, his fanbase has spawned something so hideous and disgusting Hitler would break down and cry. And that piece of shit is... JMOOOOOON.
| —'antiDRAMATICA', by JMoon |
This fat thing seems to have one goal in life, and that is to gain the appearance of an obese J*. Why would someone so fugly want to look fuglier?
[edit] Media
[edit] Much News Weakly
"The key to fame is constant update"
[edit] Music Video Appearances
Gay ass bands have hired Jeffree to dance around and scream in the back of their videos so JStar fans will be all "OmGzzzz JEFFree StAR Is IN thAT ViDDDEEEOOOOOO I SOoOo NEEdd TO bY THat CdD....."
Godhead - "Push"
Aiden - "One Love"
Need I say more?
[edit] Jeffree meets Chris Crocker
This is how Jeffree and Chris Crocker REALLY feel about each other. WARNING: YOU CANNOT UNSEE THE CONTENTS OF THIS VIDEO. And chances are you'll throw up and commit suicide before the video is even done.
It's also further proof that Jeffree can't sing worth a flying fuck. He probably kissed Chris Crocker to piss off his ex best friend/cock sucker who was a backup dancer at the show.
And it isn't so much that it's two fags making out, as much as it's two UNGODLY FUCKING UGLY fags making out. Who wants to see ugly people making out? No one.
[edit] Violence
Jeffree Star,in typical batshit insane style, apparently punched a female attendee when he was performing at the Toronto Gay Pride Festival because she allegedly gave him the finger [1]. Much drama has been created, not least by Star's typical attention whoring on Myspace about the event [2], which presumably led to his emoite fans to mass punch themselves in the face and him taking down the entry after Canada declared war on him and Bobby Trendy for the treasonous offense of woman beating without a license.
As a result of this declaration of war Jeff has been banned for life from having buttsex in Toronto mainly because he didn't ram his fist up her ass. It should also be noted, that getting banned from having buttsex in Toronto is a notable event that makes your article eligible for deletion on Wikipedia.
After a performance in Dallas, Texas someone apparently harassed Jeff by throwing an inanimate object at him. Jeff had this to say on his fagspace:
| —Jeffree Star being a serious fucktard |
"and while I was meeting everyone this UGLY kid threw something at me", awww, don't talk about yourself like that, you poor wannabe cunt. The fact that Jeffree doesn't have lawyers crawling up his ass for lawsuits is amazing. The ugly fag didn't have to harass the kid. But he insisted on doing so (along with his idiot band mates) and hit the poor bastard. Since Jeff threw the first (and only) punch he should be in some deep legal shit by now. So why isn't he? Who knows. Hell, I'll sue his ass off for the kid. Way to go batshit over one little thing, Jeff. Definitely doing your image good.
Jstar is one tough sonofabitch. Just watch this video here of him...her...it...whatever...opening up a big ol' can of whoopass! This may, in fact, be some other pink haired bitch throwing a hissy fit - but I choose to believe that it is the big guy himself.
[edit] Galleries of Retardation
Here is scientific proof that Jeff kills brain cells. Hopefully he also lowers sperm count.
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[edit] FUN FACTS/RUMORS
GOT LINKS FOR EVIDENCE/MORE DRAMA? THEN POST THAT SHIT!
1. Remember the reality show that J* wouldn't stfu about? Apparently that shit ain't happening. Supposedly because the people in charge of the insane idea took a bigger interest in Chris Crocker.
2. That make-up line isn't happening, either. No huge surprise there. No company would support a man that wears cosmetics in such a horrid way.
3. J* tries his ass off to lie about his age. He put a fake year of birth in his Wikipedia article. He was born in '85, not '86 as he has claimed before. A one year difference. Why try so hard to lie about that?
4. Jeffree has his cell phone number up on his Myspace. His voicemail can be trolled @ (323)271-0336.
[edit] Contact Info
Jeffree Star
Email: jeffreestar@mac.com
Tmail(cellphone email): Jeffreestar@tmail.com
AIM: Jeffreestar
Phone #:(323)271-0336
[edit] External Links
- Graceland for Jeffree fags
- surgeryscars [sic]
- Youtube
- Kill it with fire.
- On Model Mayhem. Jeff is soooo professional.
Fan Shit
Notable Fantards
- JMoon's Profile, tell them how sad you are about the death of one of their members.
- see: japanroxduh804, an obsessed overweight fangirl who won't stop vandalizing this page. (also has an IMVU, XAsylumCrazeeX)
- The 'King' of the Internet((*cough*FAGS*cough*)).
- Tomtorture of buzznet looks like a fatty J*. The effort he puts into his hair and make-up to look like the man is insane.
Random Mockery
- Jeffree appears on Something Awful's Fashion SWAT.
- lolz.
- Screen shots and info about the MySpace hack.
Interviews
- Jeffree's interview on AuralSalvation.com:
- For use while watching the interview.
- Proof of his constant cock sucking
- Jeff did an interview with porn site Burning Angel
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