The Great Black Dick Hoax

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the entire world. Last Thursday, all the niggers started spreading the myth that they have the biggest dicks around, and therefore better than your average white man, and of course, that is complete bullshit.

[edit] Greatest Hoax Ever?

Although some argue that black men have large penises, this character makes them look like they have micropenis in comparison.

This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time, the idea that niggers have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out ranks Jesus. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV, it has now permanently scarred America's popular culture, and has been established as fact.

Exibit A: pr0n

[edit] The Perfect Scam

The niggers are suprisingly crafty about this entire scam, showing an animal cunning. They realize that they are a big enough minority only the biggest whore could possably fuck enough niggers to get an accurate consensus of the actuall size of the nigger dick. This alows them to claim to have the biggest dick in town and get any 16-year-old girl without anyone questioning him.

[edit] Evidence

The only evidence niggers actually have is pornos that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see see from Exibit A, those are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material.

Further more, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim too then they would end up killing the woman they rape. We know blacks love raping women, but they always get testified against. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would know about the rape. Because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more.

[edit] Reasons Why

You might ask yourself "Why would a seemingly perfectly friendly nigger be involved in such an elaborate scam?" The reasons are many: sometime Last Thursday niggers realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (and you know, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as yours); The lulz; and to get all the pussy they can handle.