Jawsus

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Jawsus is now meme, YouTube featured his antics. Congrats Jawsus!

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

OMG A PORN SITE LETS GO THERE!!!!

Jawsus aka Pruane2 aka Sexman aka Pruane2Forever aka Pruane Jew Forever is an ugly, black 13 year old boy retard on JewTube most notable for his fucked up grill, awkward pauses (think Billoon45), high pitched, whiny and grating voice (think Gaydiamond)and now with his new braces with a SLUR, all of which create many lulz. Jawsus derives his name from the fact that one could easily drive a Mack truck between any pair of his teeth. He spends a great deal of time shitting out movie reviews offering his "thoughts" on various subjects or attacking pr0n addicts and gays - ironic as he's clearly all about teh cock. With cries of DENTAL PLAN, and BRB OCEAN, Anon drove him off of YouTube for a short while although he has returned to les tubes under the name Pruane2Forever. He now sports Acne which increases the lulz

“	I got braces you asshole sons of bitches!	„
—Jawsus

“	Thanks Le Shizzle!	„
—Jawsus

“	Father John who is my dad and his not a priest molesting me	„
—Jawsus

“	I had sex with my father and I liked it	„
—Jawsus as of Last Thursday

1 IMPORTANT JAWSUS ANNOUNCEMENT
2 Jawsus Part Deux
3 pron is not gud neway
4 ZOMG hes a racist
5 Reactions to Jawsus
6 Gallery
7 See Also
8 Resources

[edit] IMPORTANT JAWSUS ANNOUNCEMENT

As of September 3, 2008 Jawsus now attends Burnaby South Secondary School in British Columbia Canada. The school is currently taking applications for resident dentists and orthodontists.

As of August 5th, 2008: Jawsus has braces.

I am sorry to be the bearer of this information, but it is true.

NEW NAME: BRACESUS

PROOF:

Now he looks and sounds more fucktarded

[edit] Jawsus Part Deux

He deleted his original account but recently returned to les tubes with a new account under the name Pruane2Forever. Shortly after creating this new account he uploaded a video with the message: "I'm Back Assholes"...Noticeably, the little fuck is under the impression that he is superior to everyone else, which can be seen with him saying "I took time out of my day" in almost every fucking video. What an arrogant little cunt, trying to make himself sound ten times superior. FUCK, THIS KID MAKES ME SO FULL OF RAGE! I COULD KILL A BOX OF KITTENS!

[edit] pron is not gud neway

OMFG A PR0N SIET LETS GOE THAR!

[edit] ZOMG hes a racist

Jawsus hates Soulja Boy and 50 Cent, who are black, making a racist.

[edit] Reactions to Jawsus

Jawsus has a lot of Youtube embeds or external links that are broken. You can help by hunting them down and/or mirroring to restore the links. Do your part for the Improvement Drive kthx.

Your teeth, your teeth...

Dental Plan

Jawsus impression

Get to the dentist son

Jawsus GB2/Sea

Proof positive that monkeys are still running les tubes, Jawsus was featured on March 14th, 2008. Whether it was a mistake by a YT employee or in fact chosen to be front page material is still unknown but he has officially given hope to every other low life vlogger on the site who has honest dreams of hitting it big.

Jawsus GB2/Sea Part Deux