Jat777
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jat777 is your typical tartlet. She is unemployed, lives with her parents, is a Neo-Nazi camwhore who believes that the Nazis were "a bunch of hawt guys who made an innocent mistake", and is from Pennsylvania. We can attribute this bout of mental retardation to perhaps her not taking her meds anymore, or maybe she really just needs to wear a helmet. Her art consists of Sailor Moon-meets-Third Reich fanart, and a self-insert who she has unexpectedly named Jat in different skimpy outfits, because she is much too fat to wear them IRL. Like many other tartlets, Jat believes that her shit smells like petunias and that her art rivals that of Monet and anyone saying different will have their comments hidden and their opinion blocked. If she posts anything lulzy — which she does often — be prepared to screencap everything.More recently however, she decided to leave teh intarwebs furever, or rather just Deviantart, Leaving the humble EDiot to wonder if it's worth tracking her down for more epic lulz.
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The Art
Jat is a promising young artist who undoubtedly made a name for herself on deviantART with her Sailor Moon fanart. From there, she transitioned to drawing a character of her own who looks nothing like a character from Sailor Moon, or Jessie from Team Rocket. After her success with that, she began drawing the exact same shit, only with her Mary-Sue as a "German Exorcist".
She expresses herself with such originality, from creating a man for her Mary-Sue because she can't find one of her own who resembles the guy from the Hitman video game series, to even deciding to draw the exact same character for a third time in a "manga" about someone named "Hitgirl"; Jat truly has been doused with the gasoline of originality, and we should all set fire to her with our torches of praise.
Obsessed? Yeah
As you can imagine, someone of Jat's talent MUST have interests, right? Well, yeah, except her "interests" as some call them are really odd. Considering that she is as of now working vigorously to earn her GED, drawing more shitty Nazi art, and annoying the fuck out of police officers, some would say that she's got strange tastes. However, we here would prefer to say that the bitch is obsessed with them.
Nazis
As you can imagine, someone with this many quirks must have some massive potential for lulz, correct? Well guess what? It turns out Jat loves the Nazis! Apparently, Nazis are hot men who wear sexy uniforms and make innocent mistakes. Of course, for her to be this confused, there must be a catch, right? Well, fear not! As it turns out, she dropped out of high school, probably because they wouldn't agree with her views on the hawt Nazis. But not to worry, folks. Jat is in the process of earning her GED, which may just help her while she works so diligently at becoming the world's greatest artist. Maybe then she'll learn the difference between Germans and Nazis.
I Love You, Policeman!!!!11!!1
If that didn't make her lulzy enough, Jat is also obsessed with police officers. Because of some problem she had that the Penn State police sorted out, Jat is now crazed with finding a policeman of her own that loves killing the Jews and heiling Hitler with her. So if you are currently applying for a police job in Pennsylvania, it would suit you to go to one of the cooler New England states, like Vermont or Delaware. Also, Jat appears to brag about going out with a police officer named Kevin, but would not — like every other time — reveal how she met him. This leads many to believe that Jat is really lying to make people jealous, however these plans seem to have backfired, mainly because no one gives a shit about her.
Butthurtitude
Make no mistake, Jat is an incredibly sly asspie. When feeling threatened, she will dash to her hugbox and squeeze it until it's dry. If you critique her art or question her beliefs in any way, she will instantly hide the comment and block you from her page. Then, she will instantly wave the banhammer over your head, even though she's too busy stroking her toothed cooter to pictures of Hitler to do shit.
They Are Legions...of Fantards
Now, with art this impressive, someone like Jat must also have fans, correct? Yes. Her fans are scattered across ED, many of them willing to comfort the butthurt girl if she BAAAWWWS to them about some mean man who didn't praise her holy drawings. Jat has droves of fantards willing to toss themselves at her, and counter-troll anyone who dares mock their favorite artist. A few of notable mention:
- Stuckinthedarkness is an overweight, lesbian, and possibly furfag who tries to be an internet tough guy when it comes to defending her cousin. Complete with matching Mary-Sue, she valiantly defends her hopeless cousin whenever someone disagrees with her take on history. After all, "there's nothing wrong with rewriting history a little" says the obese lesbian.
- Melon88 is a Hamtaro-fag who believes herself to be a bird. She doesn't just defend her sister, but will go as far as trying to score free shit off of her and her impoverished family. She is disturbingly obsessed with Spat from Hamtaro.
- Youngandaspiring939 is a wannabe Stephanie Meyer who pines after Jat and her sister's vaginas with great ferocity. She describes herself as a "novelist" but really all she has put up are crayon drawings of her Mary-Sues and piece of shit pictures of her backyard. She will tear anyone that dares say that Jat has no talent to shreds with her fat rolls.
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How to Troll
- Tell her how dumb her desu art is.
- Tell her how fucktarded she is for thinking she is a reincarnation of a godly servant.
- Wait for her to report you for the slightest insult, then use a proxy to hide your IP Address for repeated trollings.
- ????
- PROFIT!
HMMMMMM COULD THIS BE A LIE??
She believes this. I can't make this up just check her front page. BTW: While in the picture above, she claims that Satan and Zion are the same people, in the picture beside it, she claims that they are both different. Showing that Jat should leave stories to people who don't need medication to maintain a below-sane personality.
TROLLS R MEAN!!!111one!1
In a stunning turn of events it appears on Sunday, june 21, Last thursday she decided to run away from deviantart to "post her 'art' elsewhere", While where she has gone is still a mystery, it is clear we will all miss such an epic lolcow.
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