Prison
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Prison is where you will likely be sent following the commission of a crime IRL. Unlike Internet jail, prison is an IRL friendster, meeting people mostly involving a form of anal penetration.
On occasion, OTI may result in prison; these offenses include, but are not limited to: slander; distributing kiddy porn; hacking; downloading music; writing emo poetry; being a furry; blanking ED pages; and inventing new ways to fly planes into buildings.
Prison has a way of making a gay man out of a straight man and is currently making a lesbian out of Jasmine Richardson.
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[edit] Fun Times, Exciting People
In prison you can expect the following services:
- Rape
- Prison rape
- Surprise sex
- Being strangled by intestines
- Occasionally raped
- A little bit of raping
- A special visitor who comes and rapes you
- Free HBO
- Rapetime at 7pm every Thursday
- True love
- Bubba
- AIDS
- A sense of wellbeing and inner contentment
- ???
- PROFIT!
[edit] Women in Prison
Women go to prison for a wide variety of crimes, including dealing drugs, not staying in the kitchen, embezzlement, being accomplice to lesbian bed death, refusing to put out, killing your parents with your werewolf boyfriend, and being a penis-punching feminazi. There's slightly less rape in female prisons historically, although the raw feel of a gristly, unshaven hairy lip against your pussy is a sensation to be avoided, not sought after.
Women in prison often are often party to the dreaded cunt punt.
[edit] Niggers in Prison
Those who have chosen to live the black lifestyle often find themselves behind bars for various reasons. Usually, they find themselves on the wrong end of the law (moar like right end of the law amirite???) just for being themselves. Some people think that there are too many darkies in prison and that Racial Profiling is to blame. These people are almost always niggers themselves and are usually getting handcuffed for bike theft as they make said statement.
Prison niggers, however, are serious fucking business if you also happen to be in prison.
[edit] Jews in Prison
Jews don't go to prison. Jews run prisons.
[edit] Pedophiles in Prison
FLLLLLLLLLLEXIBLE!
