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Jack Bauer is a Jacknstock sockpuppet who stars in the old media show "24", where like all Jacknstock sockpuppets he permabans everyone for no reason. A typical ban reason would be as follows:

02:11 ::: JB set mode +b mohammed!prophet@jihad.alqaeda.gov
02:11 ::: mohammed was kicked from #rl by JB [sand nigger]

Every season of 24, Bauer goes on a stupid twenty-four hour rampage of fail, banning hundreds of users and blanking many cities into rubble.

Jack Bauer Facts is one of the most popular rip-offs of Chuck Norris facts, and share many similarities, most notably a severe lack of lulz.

Jack Bauer is in fact a modified copy of Chuck Norris, both of who were Built by Tony Stark in a cave with a box of scraps.

Actor Kiefer Sutherland portrays Jack Bauer, and let me tell you, he's one wild and craaaazy drunk.

See Also

• Chuck Norris
• Tony Stark

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