JaSonic1977

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The Sad Truth

Jason Crevier, aka JaSonic1977 is a Typical Sonic fantard who eats, lives and breaths the non-existent hedgehog. This isn't really disturbing considering that the Sonic fandom is quite large

The sickfuck in question

and has only gotten more so over the years... what is disturbing is the fact that Mr. Crevier is not only 30 years old, but he also lives with his parents in Montreal, Canada. This sick fuck has a bad habit of stealing and/or recoloring other people's art, and also enjoys "making love" to his massive Sonic plush collection.

This guy has only been a member of DevianTart since February, 5th of 2008 and he has already bagged himself an dA girlfriend, OrangeUnicorn1987 aka Sarah, who may or may not be a man. He's also gathered fifteen watchers whom I suspect to be lovers of lulz, or simply enjoy watching a 30 year old man lose all of his dignity right in-front of their eyes.

He's recently been featured on Deviantartsnark and tartlets such as StarlightCorvina, generalinguiry and sarla have confronted him on his art stealing, plush fucking ways. His typical response is usually something like this

Sickfuckery

Jason has not only admitted to fucking his plush collection but even posted a picture of it in the past, now deleted after realizing that a shitty picture of his dick up a doll's ass apparently is not art... who knew?

JaSonic's "Family", lol incest!

“	This is my Sonic Family, but without the 3 other Sonic plushies that I make love with. They are too dirty-looking for dA. And oh. I am also a Sonic fan and so is Sarah, my girlfriend. Umm, There wasn't room for my picture of my darling's picture. This may well be another deviation	„
— JaSonic1977

Jason's darling girlfriend, whose fat-ass couldn't fit in the picture with his sonic plushes.

Needless to say Jason here isn't exactly a normal 30 year old male. His social life (or lack there of) is pretty unimpressive. Normal middle-aged guys usually have a steady job, an apartment of their own, an irl girlfriend (or boyfriend) and a group of friends that keep in touch regularly. Jason however has only had one irl friend who apparently who drank all of his soda thus diminishing their friendship.

Besides plusophilia, Jason's hobbies include contacting random underage females on the internet and asking if he can fuck their "peeholes". It is uncertain at this time whether he genuinely has a fetish for urethral penetration or if he just thinks girls piss from the vag.

The "Girlfriend"

OrangeUnifuck1984 is Jason's internet girlfriend and although they have never met in person they swear that they lurve eachother. "Sarah" herself is a 23 year old Sonicfag who claims that she has no issue with "dating" a 30 year old loser who spends his time raeping Sonic in his parents' basement. She is currently attending college somewhere in the UK. Jason despratly wants his "one true love" to visit him in Canadia so they can make teh secks, and spending the romantic afterglow scraping bodily fluids out of stuffed animal fur.

So being the responsible man he is he's doing all he can in order to make this happen, right? Like saving up his own money to help her with the costs... maybe getting a job and venturing outside of the cozy confines of his Daddy's basement? Nope. Instead he has convinced Sarah to not only leave school in order to visit him, but he has convinced her to sell her stuff in order to do it.

I'm doing this for uuuuuuu!

“	Ok, here's the thing... She's going to be selling 20 Disney DVDs for ₤7 each and an old camcorder for at least ₤100. She's going to be at ₤240 after selling these items. She still needs ₤260, and she has a bit of money in her own bank, so she will be up to ₤312. She told me that she might ask her parents for the remaining ₤188. I told her if her parents and relatives each gave her ₤50, that will do it.	„
— JaSonic1977

You pay ₤312 of your own money (that could be used for schooling or housing expenses) in order to see my stupid ass, and if that isn't enough just mooch off of your (hard working) parents so we can have freaky sonic sex together.

Honestly, if that isn't true love I don't know what is...

“	Wait, she quit college so she can visit you? AND YOU'RE ENCOURAGING THIS? Jesus fucking christ dude. Her education is far more important than you two having a nasty plushie-fuckfest. You should be encouraging her to stay in school so she can actually make something of herself other than girlfriend of a 30 year old plushfucker who lives with his dad.	„
— StarlightCorvina winning

and of-course being the selfless, rational grown man he is, he responded accordingly...

“	Fuck off, you bitch! What do you know? NOTHING!!!	„
— JaSonic1977 responding to the truth

Gallery of Fail

Art theft is awwwwwright	Sarah doesn't deserve me? lolwut	This just keeps getting better and better...	My EYES! The goggles do NOTHING!
Sonic copyright JaSonic1977, seriously.	Chase? Is that you?	this will never leave my mind ._.	Oh God, my eyes!
Oh Jesus, make it stop!	THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!	That poor, poor husk of fabric

lol Screenshots

Now I do, unfortunately...	We KNOW Jason	no thanks plz	Yeah, you insensitive jerk!
shudders*	30... He's 30	lol internet marriage...	I don't know what say to make this any funnier...
Accidentally stolen?	Keep digging Jason...	oh christ!	give him a break! Honestly people, stealing and re-coloring is hard work.
This girl is blind... or a lying sack of shit, I can't really tell...	Orly?	angst!	facepalm