Islam Is The Light
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Islam is the Light
| —From The Mouths of Plastic Babes |
In October of 2008, Rachel Jones, an All-American Mom from Indiana, purchased Fisher-Price's "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle & Coo Doll" for her children. Soon thereafter, she heard the toy say with its artificial lips, "Islam Is The Light".
She was shocked and appalled. From there, word spread like wildfire. It wasn't long before every single Christian fundamentalist, crackpot, and helicopter-mom in the country swarmed to to unleash their righteous fury in the name of the Lord.
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Like rotten-fish-guzzling seagulls behind a Polish fishing trawler, Fox News's van was the first to scream up to the scene of the hate-crime. Like a good news station they then proceeded to repeat the "hate statement" over 9000 times over the course of the 4-minute report on it.
The fanatics thus began their feeding frenzy.
In an uncharacteristic display of courage/brains, the stores stocking the toy refused to recall the first wave of shipped dolls in Obama's evil subversive plot to turn all our children into deranged, violent terrorists. The resulting cyclone of bawwwww caused by the legions of raw-burger-faced meddling trailer-moms squawking that the toy was "spouting hatred" would have been the end of the story - funny, but not really lulz.
That is, until early 2009, when Jones innocently purchased the Nintendo DS game Baby Pals for her daughter.
That's right. The same mom and the same kid. Apparently, the game used the same sound-file as the dolls. Thus, Rachel Jones again became incensed when she heard, from the speakers of her child's portable video game system, "Islam Is The Light".
Crave Entertainment, which publishes Baby Pals, has responded to Rachel Jones's concerns.
| —Doug Panter of Crave Entertainment, exposing himself to the world only to reveal that he has no testicles. |
or that news correspondent's botched botox-job?
So What The Fuck Happened?
Good question. Some claim it to be proof of the evil Islamic conspiracy. Some, less prosaic, think that a merry prankster working for three dollars an hour making exploitica for idiots decided to slip the sound sample into the game to see if anyone would notice.
Others think that the interpretation is subjective and that it's a random assortment of notes. Some argue that if you search for something in you will find it, even if it isn't there.
Had Jack Thompson not been disbarred, he'd have a field day pointing out the moral poisons contained in video gaming.
Mattel Corporation has released apress statement, effectively denying that they did it for the lulz.
For our part, we can only take it as proof that God/Allah/Jacknstock was real, and that he loves the Lulz.
| —Anonymous. |
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