Inuyasha
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Inuyasha fucking sucks. end of story.
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[edit] Plot Synopsis
The entire plot consists of Kagome getting in trouble prompting her to yell "INUYAAASHAAAAA", to which he replies "KAGOOMEEEEEEE" (sometimes it's the other way around, and happens over 50 times an episode). This continues on for awhile until this demon guy who acts like a dick to Inuyasha comes to fight, but he's invincible (a clever way to make the series never end). And then -gasp- it starts all over again! And sometimes, there's this guy cops a feel on this girl with a big-ass boomerang, and a cat which follows the usual animu rule that cute things can smoke your ass or if not, can turn into something that can. Most of the beginning episodes revolve around him trying to hunt down his ex-girlfriend's corpse, which is actually him trying to fight off the urge to fuck animals by fucking dead people. Kagome is all cool with this because IRL, nobody really likes her, which is the main reason she has furfags, perverts, whiny sluts and animals for friends. She has no life. Nothing ever happens.
| —Inuyasha's exact thoughts every episode. |
Sometimes, the plot changes to center around Inuyasha's cross-dressing pedophile older brother Sesshomaru at random moments. The only reason he's probably around at all is because yaoi fangirls think he's hot, and often write incestuous fanfics involving him and Inuyasha. Sesshomaru is also accompanied by a token loli to appease the pedos, and to satisfy his own pedo desires when the show isn't revolved around him.
[edit] Characters
- Inuyasha: Typical butthurt hero. He's half demon because his mom was constantly whoring herself out to all the furries in town, thus, he was born with
cat earsOMFG STFU! THEY'RE DOG EARS. DDDD:<THEY'RE CAT EARS YOU FUCKING WEABOO . He got pinned to a tree for over 9000 years by a single arrow, because he fails just that hard. He's constantly bitching because he loves two different girls, despite the fact that THEY"RE BOTH THE SAME FUCKING GIRL, and that he's a freaking demon, and therefore could just take any pussy he wants. He's got a sword that grows when you hold it. Inuyasha's main goal is to yiff with both Kikyo and Kagome simultaneously.PLEASE NOTE THAT KAGOME IS ONLY IN GRADE 9 AND HE'S OVER 50 YEARS OLD. THIS MAKES INUYASHA A PEDO. ALSO NOTE KIKYO IS DEAD. THIS MAKES INUYASHA A NECROPHILIAC.DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
- Kagome : A teenaged kid who lusts for Inuyasha’s dick and is constantly PO'd. She claims she's TOTALLY NOT KIKYO, even though they look exactly alike and have the same fucking powers. She is 100% horny. The only people who like her are anime freakoos who wish they were her because SHE HAS INUYASHA'S LURVVV AND OMG CAN USE A BOW AND ARROW. Her favorite thing to do is getting the shit kicked out of her so she has an excuse for Inuyasha to hold her. She lies to Inuyasha by saying that "she's fine with the fact that he still loves Kikyo." But whenever Inuyasha gives the slightest look in Kikyo's direction, Kagome beats the shit out of him and runs back to her own time to sob in her bed for 13 hours. It's ironic how she DOESN'T want to be Kikyo, but she loves Inuyasha, and Inuyasha loves Kikyo, thus, all this shit could have been solved if she said at the beginning of the series, "YES, I AM KIKYO." and the 2,042,904,209 episode series would have never existed, saving humanity from retarded the existence of the weeaboo.
- Kikyo : The resident emo Bitch who constantly acts like she's on crack. She was brought back to life after an old lady tried to make her a sex slave. She doesn't love Inuyasha anymore, but Inuyasha, being the resident king of the retards, still declares his undying love for her and chases after her for half of the story, this pisses the hell out of Kagome. She wanders aimlessly around Japan apparently looking for NOTHING. She has died about over 9000 times, half of which happen by falling off random cliffs that come out of nowhere. Kagome wants her dead, but Kikyo couldn't give two shits about what happened to Kagome. Kikyo is also after Naraku's cock...~zombie luv~
- Miroku : A sleazy priest who travels the world looking for pussy. He may at first seem to be a fry cry towards cool, but proves to be a horny fucker who seriously needs to get laid. When he's not fapping to the thought of Sango's ass, he's sucking things into his gaping hole. He wants to make babies for his father. Despite being the biggest pervert in the series, he has been turned down by all relatively attractive characters, and hit on by all hideous ones (which would pretty much be every character in this series.)
- Sango : An brunette dominatrix who tries everything to get her own 8 year old brother's dick in her pussy. She's constantly bitching about Miroku grabbing her ass, when he's probably the only male in the entire series who has relative interest in her. Duely noted in one of the anime episodes Sango reveals her sick twisted beastalic-love for Inuyasha's cock which makes Kagome think of threesomes between them. She forgot what she was supposed to be doing by episode 50.
- Shippo : A fucking retard and furfag who tried desperately to beat the shit out of Inuyasha, but always ends up getting held down with one hand. Is also obsessed with bestiality, as he's constantly expressing his need to find a "human female." He's fucking useless and his only power is he can turn into a mushroom.
- Sesshomaru : Inuyasha's incredibly boring older brother. He wears more makeup than any girl in the series and has a crescent moon on his forehead for no fucking reason. The only reason he has attention from fangirls is that he appears "misunderstood" and "complex". The entire reason for Sesshomaru's bitching is that his daddy didn't get him the sword he wanted. ='( Like Inuyasha, he is a raging pedophile, and ends up falling for a 6 year old girl (oops, sorry, she's SEVEN because that's such a huge difference). Note his fag outfit which consists of drop dead gorgeous poofy fur! WHAT IZ THIS FURFAGGOTRY?!!
- Jaken :
A sick little green Jew goblin(all Jews are sick little green goblins) that spends the entire series trolling after Sesshomaru's cock. He usually gets bitch slapped by Sesshomaru however and ends up fucking random ant piles.
- Koga : Another furry bastard from Hell and a serial rapist to boot. He chases down the main characters because there's nothing better he'd like than to stick it in Kagome's little virgin ass. But in truth, he just wants to get a good fisting from Inuyasha.
- Naraku : The show's main "villain" and a well known Michael Jackson impersonator. All his servants look like loli. Uses his dark powers to revive from the grave a bunch of dead pedophiles as an army. Loves to find young children and shove jewelery into them. He wears intense emo mascara and dresses up as a baboon when he goes out on the town. Also luvs eyerape
- Kagura : The show's token whore with big boobs that serves Naraku... orally. Deep down she's a tough rebel who wants to escape his "evil". Her character is full of BAAAAAAAW and drama, also gets a crush on Sesshomaru later on in the show... unfortunately for her however, he's a raging pedophile.
- Kanna : She does absolutely nothing throughout the whole fucking series. When ever she is around she looks at the other characters like they are complete dumb-asses and need to shut the fuck up. Whenever she does do something, it usually causes drama. (Like when she told Naraku that Kagura had been fucking Sesshomaru behind his back.)
- The Band of Seven : A bunch of fags and drag queens who get brought back from the grave to do Naraku's biddings. They include a pretty cool guy as the leader, some fat midget gimp, a flaming bald transvestite, a giant that fucks trees, a FAAAABULOUS fag who lusts after Inuyasha's dog dong, some robot nigger thing that shoots rockets out of his ass and a batshit insane asspie.
- Kohaku : Sango's little "special" brother. He dies near the beginning but gets brought back by Naraku (also a famous Necrophiliac) as a zombeh!! He spends the entire show drooling and doing a whole lot of NOTHING. Everyone knows the only reason he's there is to appease the dangerously hungry shotacon pedo masses.
- Mioga : A fucking flea that jumps around and talks... that's it.
[edit] Movies & Other Shit
There was an Inuyasha movie based around his past experiences and failures in his childhood. His mother Izayoi, was a closet-furry that yiffed with Inuyasha's dad and got impregnated with the little shit. The local populace was angry about this and arranged a mob to kill the furfag and his mistress, but failed when the house fell down on them. Unfortunately again, Izayoi and Inuyasha survived and lived like every other family. And because of that, it led to future movies about Inuyasha fighting OTHER demons that never die, eternally stretching out this plotless heap of crap.
[edit] Inuyasha's Childhood
Basically he was treated like the nigger in most schools, due to the fact he was a furry and an emo bitch that asked his mommy too many questions, when the only thing she could do is stand in the middle of some fucking garden fingering herself to thoughts of being in a dog fursuit. She eventually died from AIDS after the whole incident involving Inuyasha's dad sticking it in her pooper. That made Inuyasha into an even more whiny bitch, and allows him to get butthurt when his older faggot brother shoots off a "Your mom" comment. Most likely the reason Inuyasha never liked it up the ass.
[edit] Inu Yasha Fandom
Most of the fans that like Inuyasha are stupid like Inuyasha too, seeing as they spend most of their time having sex with their Inuyasha posters and spamming animu forums with yaoi fanfics that are filled with exclamation points and fail. Mostly all of them are ugly, and claim to be reincarnations of some Japanese royalty even though they live in a totally different country and failed at life to begin with, let alone failed in a past life they don't deserve. They pretend to be demons most the time, and fuck anything with dog or cat ears, even if it's a plot of steamy shit. Some even act like Inuyasha in a sad attempt at pulling in the token schoolgirl, but in truth, they don't realize...INUYASHA IS A FUCKING NEVER-ENDING ANIME.
| —Anonymous |
Obviously one big wall of fail.
Oh the irony in this...
| —DruggedWine |
One of the billions of shit Inuyasha incest fanfics:
"I expected the pain of his fist when it came, and I was not quick enough to duck, or to run to my mother for protection. He shoved me to the floor, and I could hear my mother's gasp as he shredded my clothing and forced his hips against me, dry mounting me. This sensation…it startled me, and I yipped my distress, whining and crying, though he did not penetrate me. Not then. His hips thrust against my ass over and over again and his hand, with the claws poking the thin skin of my neck held my face to the floor, his body pressed against mine, covering mine. And when he was done humping me I was properly contrite, writhing around on the floor, showing him my belly and neck and groveling for his forgiveness. For his acceptance. His dominance. He ignored me. I had not pleased him enough. But when I tried to rejoin the meal, all it took was a glance and a narrowing of his eyes and I nearly fell to the floor, so fast was my retreat from my chair. I remained, despite my mother's soft voiced protests and coaxing, on the floor for the rest of that meal. He did not always disrobe me, or his own male parts. He did not always become erect. It was never about sex, but dominance, status and submission. Power. He had it, and I submitted to it. The first time he penetrated me, I cried like the pup I was. I was far too young for such a thing, but that did not concern my brother at all. He mounted me like a misbehaving bitch and fucked me hard. I sobbed and begged and bled until he finished and shoved me away. Then I came crawling back, rolling around at his feet and groveling until he allowed me to redeem myself somewhat by cleaning my mess from his cock."
To end this shit, in general, on a daily basis his brother fucks him up the ass right there in front of his mom during dinner. This alone shows how mentally fucked the Inuyasha fags are. <math>Insert formula here</math>
[edit] Inuyasha Summarized(Season 1-4(?))
[edit] Rating
- Action: 0.
- Lulz: 3 (5 after you realize the script is mainly "KAGOOOOOOOMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" "INUUUYASHAAAAAA!" "KAGOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "INUUUUYASHAAAAA!!!!" sometimes you get a "KIKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "INUYASHA!")
- Furfaggotry: So much, that one glance at it could explode your head all over the sidewalk outside of the electronics store, and if it doesn't explode your head you will have a sudden craving to go to San Francisco.
- Guro: 100,
THERE IS NEVER ANY GORE! FOR THE LOVE OF DICK SHITTING NIPPLES, ALL REAL ANIME WATCHERS WANT IS TO SEE SOMEONE GET RIPPED APART WITH A LOT OF DETAIL INTO IT!HA HA HA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. The manga makes vegetarians cry.
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