Inuki
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Inuki is a female furry drama whore from Germany. Her biggest achievement in life so far is to be the second person ever to be b& permanently from the German furry convention Eurofurence since its start in 1995. The other person is Nekobe, a convicted sexual predator from Belgium.
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B&
She got B& after making false claims that a dog was molested at the convention in the year 2007 one week afterward. However, there were several eye witnesses that this dog was not molested but only given a tummy rub. Well, now you will ask yourself, why would anybody believe that giving a dog a tummy rub is as bad as sticking it in its pooper? There are two possible answers for this question which are most likely both true:
Inuki was extremely butthurt (like a fag after an eight hour orgy) because the cub porn magazine Softpaw Magazine was b& from Eurofurence. She herself drew a shitty comic for this magazine and obviously wanted to make $$$ from selling it at the con. So this was her revenge to piss down the backs of the con staff what backfired in the end.
The second part of the answer is that "it takes one to know one", so to speak. When she saw this tummy rub she remembered that she always gives her own husky the same treatment before taking the knot. So she thought automatically that this was the beginning of serious dog raep.
She deleted the FurAffinity journal entry in which she made the false claims shortly after the Eurofurence staff threatened to take legal action against her. She replaced it with this (now also defunct) entry to erase all the evidence in the now deleted comments that she is indeed the lying cunt she is. But, of course, only her fuck buddies still support her and they would even do so if she sucked out the brain of a kitten. According to a comment in this journal entry, the owner of the relevant dog seems to have had a bad day because of this incident. Later she wrote another entry in her journal in which she made a lame excuse that this was just a social experiment from her in a last failed attempt to save her butt.
More Drama
In October 2007, there was also an extremely retarded argument at the furry imageboard Fchan about the right board for her "art" to be posted in. As a result she is now on its ever growing DNP list.
Car Sex
As of March 16, 2009, Inuki has left DeviantART over a single image violation, similar in action with many other notable tartlets. The image in question was first removed for allegations of art theft due to a username mixup; common sense dictates that Inuki obviously isn't Ikuni. This was soon rectified, but removed again days later because the content was "not welcome here".
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Gallery
 Inuki draws every male with short fat wangs, like this. |
 Cub guro. Brain bleach now plz. |
Fun Facts
- She was disqualified from the international dog jizz guzzling competition after it was discovered she used steroids.
- She does not liek mudkips.
- The tongue is the strongest muscle in a man's body.
- She is Metal's Ex girlfriend. Things are starting to make more sense don't they?
See Also
External Links
- Inuki on FurAffinity
- ikuni on DevianTART - (Bitch just flipped two letters.)
- Softpaw Magazine official website
- Inuki at WikiFur
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