Inuyasha
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Plot Synopsis
Most of the beginning episodes also revolve around him trying to hunt down his ex-girlfriend's corpse so he can fuck it. Kagome is all cool with this because IRL, nobody really likes her, which is the main reason she has furfags, perverts, whiny sluts and animals for friends. She has no life. For the rest of the series Kagome getts in trouble prompting her to yell "INUYAAASHAAAAA", to which he replies "KAGOOMEEEEEEE" (sometimes it's the other way around, and happens over 50 times an episode) and there's a bunch of stupid fights which they loose. Nothing ever happens. It has been proved that only sick fucks watch this anime, because they hope someday Kagome's mini-skirt will show her panties or her vagina. This has been confirmed by pedophiles who like to believe that Kagome is just a tall (really fucking tall) 12 year old girl who happens to be a zoophiliac also.
Sometimes, the plot changes to center around Inuyasha's cross-dressing pedophile older brother Sesshomaru at random moments. The only reason he's probably around at all is because yaoi fangirls think he's hot, and often write incestuous fanfics involving him and Inuyasha. Sesshomaru is also accompanied by a token loli to appease the pedos, and to satisfy his own pedo desires when the show isn't revolved around him.
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Characters
TL;DR: Over 9,000 other characters: They're so interesting that you should already know about them by now!
- Inuyasha: Typical butthurt hero. He's half-demon because his mom was constantly whoring herself out to all the furries in town, thus, he was born with cat ears (no, they don't look like dog ears at all). He got pinned to a tree for over 9000 years by a single arrow, because he fails just that hard. He's constantly bitching because he loves two different girls, despite the fact that THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME FUCKING GIRL, and that he's a freaking demon, and therefore could just take any pussy he wants. He's got a sword that grows when you hold it complete with a furry hilt. Inuyasha's main goal is to yiff with both the corpse and the schoolgirl (which both are the same chick somehow).
- Kagome : A clone of Kikyo who likes torturing Inuyasha, getting kidnapped at least 100 times and saying she's not Kikyo. If she just said "YES, I AM KIKYO." and the 2,042,904,209 episode series would have never existed, saving humanity. In combat, she basically stands around saying "EENOOYAASHAA" over and over, and can very rarely be seen shooting magical tampons from her vagina which never have any effect.
- Kikyo : A dead chick made of clay who used to be some magical priestess but now is just a zombie who falls off cliffs and eats souls. Inuyasha and Naraku want her hot, decaying ass, even though she wants to kill them both. She's emo, as throughout the series when she's alive (she dies like 500 fucking times) she just walks around looking at shit and not talking.
- Miroku : Every guy on /b/, he will fuck anything with tits and has a hole in his hand so he can go fuck himself, too. Only exists to provide the standard animu pervert jokes. Has some story or origin or some shit. He gets raped in the ass if any of Naraku's stupid little bug things get sucked into his black hole; which is strange because nothing else he sucks into it ever affects him in any way, spare one time when another bunch of pointless episodes needed an excuse to be made. Did someone say convenient plot device?
- Sango : A brunette dominatrix who tries everything to save her own 11 year old brother. She wants cock but hides it by raping her pet cat/fox-thing, Kirara, when nobody is looking. She agrees to live with Miroku later even though he didn't agree to stop fondling other women, and afterwards still won't let him grope her ass like the cocktease she is. Miroku later turns her into a baby farm. What a healthy relationship. She uses a giant tampon in battle, and refuses to attack with it unless she can shriek "HIRAIKOETZ" at the top of her lungs; which of course makes for a stealthy attack. She is as useless in combat as Kagome, but is marginally hotter and allows for threesomes in fanfiction.
- Shippo : A fox demon who is always wanting yiff from a "human female." He's fucking useless and his only power is turning into a mushroom and getting lolis to ride his ten-year-old cock. He constantly bitches about everything and everyone, despite the fact that he literally does nothing for the group.
- Sesshomaru : Inuyasha's incredibly boring, crossdressing older brother. Primary source of InuYasha fangirl orgasms. He spends his time having sword-waving contests with Inuyasha (he loses almost every time), moping that "daddy didn't love him enough" and fucking the six year old girl that follows him around. He seems withdrawn and quiet, but is in fact borderline retarded.
- Jaken : Sesshomaru's pet Jew. He resembles the unholy offspring of a Smurf and a Battletoad. He just runs around not doing anything, like most of the characters in the the series.
- Rin : Annoying little girl who follows Sesshoumaru and won't shut the fuck up after she decides to stop being mute. Her purpose in plot is predictably nil, except for a few times where she's predicatably kidnapped.
- Koga : A furfag wolf that wants Kagome's little virgin ass but in truth, he just wants to get a good fisting from Inuyasha. Last of his tribe, pack alpha, yada yada yada... He is constantly butthurt about everything and is never seen without his inbred rape slaves.
- Naraku : Ancient Japan's Michael Jackson complete with loli army. Also luvs eyerape His purpose in the plot is to lead the protagonists on an excessively long journey in order to reach him, spam them with demons and other pisspoor villains no one cares about, fight them till he is nearly dead (if they aren't fighting another of the sockpuppets he constantly shits out), and then fuck off someplace else. Rinse and repeat for entire series plz.
- Kohaku : Sango's little "special" brother. He dies near the beginning but gets brought back by Naraku (also a famous Necrophiliac) as a zombeh!! He spends the entire show drooling and doing a whole lot of NOTHING. Everyone knows the only reason he's there is to appease the dangerously boy-hungry pedo masses.
- Kanna: Albino loli who says like 3 words during the entire series. She has a gay little mirror that allows her to watch porn or some shit. Naraku spawned her, probably by raping a soft serve machine. Her name translated means "duck shit".
- Kagura : Some dumb whore who was spawned after Kanna. She uses her fan to direct her flatulence at her foes, and is notable as the only character in the series who both participated in combat and had plot relevance. She gets a boner for Sesshoumaru but gets rejected and refuses to let Naraku rape her, so he pwns her and she deflates or some shit, thus ending possibly the only piece of interesting plot present during the series.
- Kaede : Kikyo's sister, and great in bed. Her role in the series is to be a whiny old whore and little else.
Dialogue Sample
Inuyasha: Oh no! It's Naraku! Let's go fight him! There can't be any danger of him escaping or us not beating him at all! Again!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Naraku: Lol n00bz I will pwn u!
Sango: HIRAIKOTSU! *her attack has no effect* Oh well, I guess I should stop trying and do FUCKING NOTHING FOR THE ENTIRE BATTLE NOW.
Kagome: INUYAASHAAAA!
Miroku: Haha! I will just use my trusty black hole hand! O NOES HE HAS TEH SCARY BUGS WHO THE HELL SAW THAT ONE COMING AGAIN!
Shippou: DERP DERP DERP I'M JUST A FEW SECONDS OF FILLER AS FUCKING USUAL
Naraku: Blah blah Shikon Jewel blah blah Inuyasha!
Sesshoumaru: ohay sup
Jaken and Rin: DEEERRP FILLER FILLER FILLER
Sesshoumaru: Something about Tetsusaiga, nobody is listening by this point anyway
Kagome: EENOOYAASHAAAAAAAAAA
Inuyasha: Stfu plz
Kagura: Oh holy shit it's me for no reason. Also the snow bitch.
Kanna: Myeh myeh myeh I belong the "The Grudge" myeh myeh
Kagome: INUYAAAAASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!@#%2265427892NEJETKRTGNWRJHTIRT
Shippou: HURP DE DURP
Inuyasha: Haha, Naraku is nearly dead w00tz0rs
Naraku: Yo holmes, smell you later!
Inuyasha: FUKKEN GOING TO HIS LAIR THAT WE STILL HAVUN'T FOUND YET. I guess we'll just have to wait another 50 episodes (filled with nothing, of course) to find him again!
Sesshoumaru: I'm leaving now, despite the fact I never even clarified why I came in the first place.
Jaken: Mmm, Lord Sesshoumaru bleh bleh bleh bleh!
Kaede: You're all fucking useless pieces of shit.
The Band of Seven
This arc is probably the only watchable part of the series. The Band consists of some jock faggot with goatse on his forehead who fights with a metallic dildo, a Hare Krishna faggot who likes burning things, a retarded tranny who tries to rape Inuyasha, some Wolverine rip-off who likes the loli, a gay linguistically retarded robot thing, a dumpy little fuck who blows bong smoke everywhere and some kind of gigantic tree thing who tries to molest wolves.
Movies & Other Stuff
There was an Inuyasha movie based around his past experiences and failures in his childhood.
His mother was a closet-furry that yiffed with Inuyasha's dad and got impregnated when the condom broke. The local populace was angry about this as furries should not reproduce and arranged a mob to kill the furfag and his mistress. Unfortunately, his mother and Inuyasha survived and lived like every other family in plot-contrived animu.
All the other movies are about Inuyasha fighting OTHER demons that never die, eternally stretching out this lovely heap of action while generating more plastic crap for otaku to buy.
Inu Yasha Fandom
Most of the fans that like Inuyasha are awesome like Inuyasha too, seeing as they spend most of their time watching Inuyasha posters and spamming animu forums with yaoi fanfics that are filled with exclamation points and fail. Most of them are otherkin and cosplay anything with dog or cat ears, even if it's a plot of steamy shit.
Example fan: /b/, I think Inuyasha is a great show. It is definitely the best anime to come out of Japan in the last 10 years. I don't see why everyone bad mouths it so much. It doesn't deserve ANY of the hate it gets. It has undisputedly the greatest romance in anime history- Inuyasha and Kagome's love has touched my heart on numerous occasions. Inuyasha's struggle to cope with the death of his previous love Kikyo adds immeasurable depth to the story. And the supporting cast is superb. Miroku the lecherous monk is my favorite comic relief character of all time, and he can be serious too! I think it was a VERY courageous decision on the part of Rumiko Takashi to make a lecherous monk character. And Sango's missing brother, so good. And Naraku! Naraku is the best villain EVER. He's so sadistic, evil, and cool. He'll stop at nothing to get those Shikon Jewel Shards. And Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, is not only the coolest guy in all anime, he's a really deep anti-hero character. But there's one that stands out above all- The Hero. Inuyasha. Inuyasha is my favorite character in anything I've ever watched or read. He can be hillarious, loving and fierce all in one episode. And he's got such beautifully drawn silver locks. And his dog ears are so cute, I just want to rub them everytime I see them. And he has such an awesome robe. And his MC Hammer pants. And his sword is the coolest anime weapon ever, Tetsusaiga! I think the reason that people hate Inuyasha is because it was written by a woman, and they're just sad they'll never write anything as good as Inuyasha </div>
Many will post crappy YouTube tributes (which all have the same overused shitty fanart presented in a well-made slideshow) or write TL;DR fanfiction explaining why Kagome/Kikyo/Sango/Shippo deserves Inuyasha. What they all fail to see is that Inuyasha is probably the least desirable personage in all of imagination.
Those who aren't writing about which slut should hop on Inuyasha's cock write outlandish non-canonical pairings to Mary Sues and bad poetry. Even mentioning the possibility of the opposite pairing than the one suggested will send them into a rage of bad grammar, noncanon references, and their personal thoughts on the matter.
One of the billions of awesome Inuyasha incest fanfics:
I expected the pain of his fist when it came, and I was not quick enough to duck, or to run to my mother for protection. He shoved me to the floor, and I could hear my mother's gasp as he shredded my clothing and forced his hips against me, dry mounting me.
This sensation...it startled me, and I yipped my distress, whining and crying, though he did not penetrate me. Not then. His hips thrust against my ass over and over again and his hand, with the claws poking the thin skin of my neck held my face to the floor, his body pressed against mine, covering mine. And when he was done humping me I was properly contrite, writhing around on the floor, showing him my belly and neck and groveling for his forgiveness. For his acceptance. His dominance. He ignored me. I had not pleased him enough. But when I tried to rejoin the meal, all it took was a glance and a narrowing of his eyes and I nearly fell to the floor, so fast was my retreat from my chair. I remained, despite my mother's soft voiced protests and coaxing, on the floor for the rest of that meal. He did not always disrobe me, or his own male parts. He did not always become erect. It was never about sex, but dominance, status and submission. Power. He had it, and I submitted to it. The first time he penetrated me, I cried like the pup I was. I was far too young for such a thing, but that did not concern my brother at all. He mounted me like a misbehaving bitch and fucked me hard. I sobbed and begged and bled until he finished and shoved me away. Then I came crawling back, rolling around at his feet and groveling until he allowed me to redeem myself somewhat by cleaning my mess from his cock.</div>
Although the series has ended, most are unaware of this fact and eventually will lose interest and become obsessed with the latest anime showing on Adult Swim. According to Chartfag, another series of Inuyasha will be airing because they never actually finished covering the manga.
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Rating
- Action: 4 (They try to cover up lack of plot by having the characters constantly fighting the monster-of-the-week)
- Lulz: 3 (5 after you realize the script is mainly "KAGOOOOOOOMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" "INUUUYASHAAAAAA!" "KAGOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "INUUUUYASHAAAAA!!!!" sometimes you get a "KIKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "INUYASHA!")
- Furfaggotry: Over 9000! So much, that one glance at it could explode your head all over the sidewalk outside of the electronics store, and if it doesn't explode your head you will have a sudden craving to go to San Francisco.
- Guro: -100. There is no gore, just bones.
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