From Encyclopedia Dramatica
WHY DONT U COME OVER 2 MY HOUSE AND SAY THAT 2 MY FACE I WILL FUCK U UP1!!!!111 lol, i sure showed them!!1 Usually male Always male (as there are no girls on the internet), the Internet Tough Guy talks big shit online, but IRL he's a total fag or a basement-dweller. Most internet toughguys are into computer programming, or, at the bare minimum, love videogaming. The typical Internet Tough Guy can be found in nearly every community on LJ but often resides in his parent's basement, for at least 7 days a week, and not because he's trying to make it into an imaginary apartment, either. Usually his parents banished him to the unfinished, wet, moldy, dark basement because they couldn't stand his smell. From furry communities to political communities, the Internet Tough Guy is one of many stock users that make up a community.
Many furries are Internet tough guys, as well. Fed up with fursecution at the hands of trolls, they often resort to threats of physical violence and will start talking about how much they can bench press. Mentioning muscle mass, level of physical fitness, etc. are all a part of being an Internet tough guy. By mentioning this they feel they are intimidating their opponents, but in reality making them LOL IRL. The trolls they are, sometimes they might say to a man who commented on a hot girl that "if she was my daughter, you'd be singing Soprano", when the truth is, this guy DOES sing Soprano, he couldn't find a wife or have kids if he wanted to, and if he really saw you, he'd shit his pants in fear. His disagreement over a hot girl confirms that he's a fag, but most people forget to remind him of that, and take the tough guy bait and end up in an e-war.
Other behavior that ITGs take part in is harassment. An ITG like Nickolaus might harass you via AIM or ICQ or leave you voicemail and call you a big fag. This just increases the lulz. Sometimes, the Internet Tough Guy will threaten legal action or try to dig up dirt on their opponent. The Kadaitcha Dancers attempted to do this to Finestdrops in 2004, but failed miserably.
It is interesting to note that the Internet tough guy's arch-nemesis is the Internet asshole, despite the fact that they share many of the same characteristics.
The Internet tough guy may take on the guise of a White Knight, which basically involves all the nerdrage with half the CAPS. Alternatively, he might try and stick up for IRL people, knowing his hollow boasts will never need to be followed through. Such is the modus operandi of El_Emmennopea, fat furry from IMDb.
Sometimes, the internet tough guy will actually be somewhat "tough". However, this makes him about four times more of a total fag.
If someone threatens you online, that's it. Game over man. You are d-e-a-d, DEAD! Nothing can save you. Not even that new dog you just bought. You might as well kill yourself now.
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[edit] Serious Fucking Business
Well, they certainly have made a good point and i should best leave the forum now...
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internet tough guy-ing in progress.
Internet tough kid will fuck you up!
Every internet tough guy's favorite magazine.
For big-shot tough guys, there's ITG Quarterly.
Even internet tough guys stick to the rules of the internet. Namely,
Rule 34.
Internet tough kid in a game. (Notice how his name begins with "emo")
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FUCK YOU. If I knew who you were, I would punch you in the temporal lobe. Thanks for giving me a headache and damaging my high-frequency hearing, you fucking asshole.
I seriously hope you have a mild CVA or suffer neurotrauma sufficient enough to permanently damage YOUR hearing too. FUCK YOU.
—Bryce (though he's usually not one) Re: a shitty [YouTube] video that played an extremely loud noise, 23 August 2008
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No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu karate kid 3, just admit that u shoudlnt have disrespected me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what the movie is about.
how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words
tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm. ill be there to catch the L to an appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm?
way to shoot out insults all weekend while i am not even near a computer. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies
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DID YOU WRITE THIS? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WORRYING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE,HOUSING AND EDUCATION! AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FUCKING NORMAL FUNCTIONING BRAIN? OR DON'T YOU????? MY SON IS AUTISTIC AND I WOULD SPEND MY LAST DOLLAR TO MAKE HIM HAVE A LEAST HALF A NORMAL LIFE!! MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING CUNT!! IF I KNEW WHO YOU WERE YOU GUTLESS FUCKING FREAK I'D KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU HORRIBLE PEICE OF SHIT YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!
This woman has contacted me and said some very offensive and inflammatory. Here is what was said, be aware of her and ignore her.
Alexandra Kayukov
Today at 11:00am
Report Message
It costs six million dollars to take care of one Autistic person. How many houses can be built for the same price? Sandra Gallagher
This is my message to her and her subsequent response.
Today at 12:46pm
Me:
I am sorry but I am confused as to why you have sent me this message and exactly where you get your facts. All, I would say is that if that was your child, what would you think they were worth?
Alexandra Kayukov:
Today at 10:57pm
I saw you in one of the Autism groups. I've seen many sources on the internet, both videos and articles, that tell the price of Autistic people. I definitly value giving between four and 60 people homes, depending on what else they recive, to be better than my personal pleasure. For half the six million dollars, I could have been given a good home and be able to attend college to get a good job and contribute back every penny of the money. I'd also be able to work to progress technology.
Me:
I am confused as how you can make the connection between the cost of helping people with autism and housing. Helping people with autism doesn't take anything away from you or anyone else, as well I question your numbers. Certainly, there is a cost but even if no money was spent on helping autistic people that would not mean there would be more housing or that you could go to college. Autism affects 1 in 150 kids, are you saying that noone should help these kids? What do you propose be done? I think that you have a very distorted view on this matter and some misguided views. I would be far more upset about the billions of dollars that are spent on war and other irresponsible, wasteful projects. Helping children reach their full potential is not taking anything away from you and I suggest you get your facts straight before you approach a parent of an autistic child again and accuse them of taking away something from you. If you do not have a house or a college education that is not because of the help that autistic people receive, your blame is misplaced and hurtful. Millions of parents around the world are brought to the point of bankruptcy helping their children because insurance won't help them. What is next will you be confronting parents of other disabled children, people living with cancer or some other disease and blaming them for your personal failings?
I have reported her and subsequently blocked her, she is obviously misguided and mistaken and feels entitled to harrass people.
Sincerely,
Sandra
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This was a failed threat made during a BLANKING IN PROGRESS. Serious business for sure:
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You are viewing this message because ED is currently under siege by editors of Wikipedia. What we try to offer is free knowledge to the world. Instead, you got people like Grawp, and people who take them for granted. It's called insecurity, people! So, anyway, you guys suck You guys are people Who have nothing better to do than to pick on innocent TOW editors, like Sceptre. This is why you never fuck with Wikipedia Because this is what will happen Please do cease and desist immediately And find something else to do!
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A Furry internet tough guy.
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A prime example of an internet tough guy.
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BITCH SHOW ME UR FACE SO I CAN POUND J00!!111
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Internet Tough Guy wields majik cyberjujitsu to battle online AIDS wearing full-body condom.
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Two of the internet's most famous internet tough guys.
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When computer h4x phail, there's a last resort.
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