Intelligence
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Warning!: "Intelligence" can make you do stupid things like delete fucking everything. |
Intelligence is the concept of thinking you're smarter than the person next to you, its most used current "intellect" is a strange resource naturally found in less than 0.00% of the population. Intelligence is more valuable than blue tiberium, and makes things easy as shown by the equation Result - Intelligence = Effort. Therefore, super-intelligent people never have to do anything. By contrast, you have to type every stupid little letter of your unfunny ED edit, n00b.
Some people think you can get really intelligent simply by rolling three sixes with a set of three six sided dice. However, contrary to popular opinion that this can be repeated for evar, as soon as you get any intelligence at all you realise how fucking stupid that idea was. You then go back to your starting point of Completely Fucktarded and create a MySpace.
How to find intelligence
For those seriously searching for intelligence in the universe, follow this simple plan:
- Stop looking in America. Just don't bother, it's been searched at least 100 times.
- Code a LJ Intelligence Scanning Bot. Once you have found your intelligent victim, go and eat their brain. This will give you all their intelligence, but you will also shit bricks.
- It is super sekrit knowledge that there are large deposits of intelligence ore under the ice of Titan.
- All your intelligence are belong to The Man.
- If all else fails, lower your standards of intelligence. If it's just "reaction to stimulus" or something simple like that, a tadpole is pretty smart.
If all else fails, visit Facepunch studios and make everything you type grammatically correct. They believe that this is the sole indicator of intelligence.
