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Imaginary girlfriend

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A typical imaginary girlfriend. Please don't pull the tugger while seeing these lumpy plastic breasts.

An imaginary girlfriend is a mystical girl who has titties and who lives in the internets tubes and every 13 year old boys wet dreams.

[edit] Imaginary Girlfriends

Don't believe in Santa Claus and Easter bunny, believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. At least 100% of users who claim to have girlfriends actually have imaginary girlfriends.

Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google porn, as other guys do, they masturbate while either looking at an attention whore's myspace or thinking about their friend's girlfriend and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need e-psychiatry

It's also possible for girls to have imaginary boyfriends. These imaginary boyfriends are often cartoon characters and other such. Instead of masturbation, they fingerbang.

[edit] Imaginary Girlfriends for Gays

ImaginaryGirlfriends.com is your number one sauce for making your parents think you're straight, proven to be 88% more effective than marrying an Indian lesbian as parents are now wise to that scam.