Idaho
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Home state of fictional faggot Napoleon Dynamite, and real faggot Larry Craig, Idaho claims it is famous for its fine potato fields and other rural niceties. In fact, Idaho is a barren wasteland full of Mormons, FFA members, Nazis, and pedophiles. Most Idaho residents have never even seen a real Idaho potato as they're all shipped out of state. Like Napoleon Dynamite, Idahoans boast of another "claim to fame" that most normal people would be deeply ashamed of, that being the origin of its name. As the Indians that roamed the land never found it interesting enough to name themselves, some batshit crazy white asshole (mistaking the area for something worthwhile that he could profit off of) simply made up the name "Idaho" and convinced Clowngress that it actually meant something in the native tongue. Although he of course failed miserably in ever making a dime off the worthless land, the retards who later settled there couldn't think of anything better and decided to keep the fabricated name. Srsly.
Idaho is more famous for its shitty web pages. All web pages from Idaho or hosted in Idaho look like the refuse of geocities, since the state is roughly seven years behind the rest of the world in technology and social progress.
Idaho's urban metropolis, Boise, is actually a kewl place!! It is home to some swinging night clubs, mostly because the rest of the state is so goddamn boring that the local entertainment consists solely of STD Bingo. You can also go up to any random mexcans on the street and have them sell ya' some weed! Boise also isn't so redneck. To make up for its long history of redneck faggotry, Idaho recently made a black person Miss Idaho. They have since gone back to Aryan chicks.
Sadly, this article stands a chance of winning an award for "increasing awareness about Idaho."
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