Iceandsnow

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You may think this is edited to make her look worse. She did this to herself, actually.

One of the hugest furfags known to deviantART(which is saying a lot), IceandSnow is a high-school graduate emofag who draws horrible anorexic animals and people to "cool down from the stress of realism" that she feels everyday. This is inexcusable, as shit with broken spines is definitely not as hawt as she and her fans seem to think. And her designs? Ttly complex omg! Rapes every band that you or your mother ever liked (and a lot that you can't stand) and parades it around like some sort of child prostitute -- even if that prostitute is really eighty-years-young and old news. She has managed to become vastly famous with everyone under the age of 14, simply by repeating the same formula over and over, thus it is ultimately probable that she uses glitter, black magic, and flat-out cock sucking to gain any and all popularity.

Her Horrible Life

"Ow, my soul."

Known for her constant whining of how much her life sucks, it's worth mentioning here how it goes down from the outside eye. Her sick catholic parents have forced her to strive for the best, leading to her being in all AP college classes her senior year, and buying her whatever she wants in the meantime. IceandSnow, being the ungrateful little shit that she is, replies to her likely decent family with BAWWWing and slitting her wrists. THIS JUST IN: Everyone's life is shit. Just because you wear a god-awful amount of eyeliner and tight-ass shit doesn't make you special. No one cares about your feelings. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and just shut the fuck up.

LEARN TO FUCKING COMPOSE ARTWORK

A typical piece of shit from her gallery.

As if drawing furfags wasn't enough, it gets even worse when you see that IceandSnow can't even compose an artwork to save her life. Every single piece has the same appearance, with a different character in it. She follows one formula to create all art...

Draw an anorexic animal in a vague pose.
Add crescent moon.
Add forest or city in background.
Splatter with paint.

It's this exact formula that has caused the rage of many somewhat decent artists in the world, who want to beat the whore to death for possibly killing the last bit of soul that art might have had.

Daily Deviations

God knows how, but IceandSnow has managed to have not one, but TWO daily deviations, what all of deviantART considers to be an honor. It is likely that her hoards of pre-teen fans suggested her and sucked dA admin cock in order for her to get these, resulting in most of the CP on your harddrive. Both feature exactly what you'd expect from her-- an anorexic beast looking like complete and total shit. The first one is a prime example of her dark soul, and the second is the purest essence of the formula she's known for. She of course, proudly displays both images on her main page for all to gaze upon.

Says she forgot to draw in wings for a meaningful, subconscious reason. Sure. Or you're a faggot.

"Oh yes, and he doesn't have any claws (or, just doesn't have them out? I guess he's pretty happy for once)." Wow, go ahead and slit your throat now.

Original Characters

Current-Day Faggotry.

Iceandsnow, or self-proclaimed Nilla, has more anorexic cock-sucking spawn than a skid row pimp. Each picture is combined with the lyrics of some shit-eating emo-fag band because she lacks the creativity to make up her own subject matter. However, she would contend that because she rapes her characters with accessories and exposed innards, that they are in fact, “unique.”

No furfag is truly complete without an overworked fursona to make up for what they lack in personality. True to fur-faggotry at it's finest, Iceandsnow updates her "sona" named Nilla constantly, making it clear that she is an indecisive little bitch. It is not unpredictable to have her claim she has completely 'redone' her fursona when in all reality she has simply changed a minor detail. A walk in retrospect, shall we?

September 2005	October 2005	December 2005	January 2007
February 2007	June 2007	August 2007	September 2007
November 2007	December 2007	April 2008	August 2008

it's obvious that they're almost all completely identical, with the exception of the first two, so why in fuck's name are there so many character sheets and alerts for updates?! Just another sign that she's a spineless and indecisive little whore.

Sparklefag

Clearly different from everything else she does

Dog or no, it fits the bill dead on.

Lulz at its best, IceandSnow has made a poll asking her watchers how they feel about Sparkledogs. Most of the admittedly underage watchers voted the option "LOL WAT", "I draw animals but they don't really qualify as sparkledogs. I don't care what you call them, art is art.", and thirdly "OMG SO CUTE. I draw them and I am not ashamed to admit it!" meaning that they're all raging faggots. She states her own opinion on the topic that overdone scene animals irritate her, but will continuously create them all the same, saying that they're "fun to draw". Sounds like someone's a huge sack of shit. She drew a "joke" Sparkledog and commented as such:

“	LIEK OMG!11!1! DIS IS A NEW CHARACTER ADN HER NAEM IS GLITTER SHE R FANARTS FOR THIS AWSUM STORY MAI FREND ROTE, OMG GO READ IT LOL CUZ IT ROX N IS JUST SUUU KEWL!1!	„
— Is this real or fake? We'll never know.

Regardless of her opinion on Sparkledogs, she is absolutely 100% the posterchild for gloomdogs, which are exactly the same thing as sparkledogs except in monotone, making them EQUALLY AS SHITTY.

Superstition Senior Portfolio

Being in AP Art classes, IceandSnow was expected to create a portfolio of 12 pieces with a theme her senior year to submit to colleges. Admittedly not a shitty idea, she chose to illustrate Superstitions. Of course, she manages to fuck it up and ruins the slightly good idea by drawing only literal depictions of the superstition, and some incorrectly at that, shitting all over the entire thing with her disgusting emo and anorexic art.

Note the gay twig, and random-ass devil rabbit in the background.	How horribly interesting.	Is this costume even relevant!? And what the fuck is with the chocolate wrapper?	HOLY FUCK WHAT DO I DO THAT IS A FUCKING UGLY CAT
Note the emo jeans and converse combo.	But only do this if you're a whispy white fuck.	Huh. Didn't know Frodo weighed 60 pounds and got beat with an ugly stick	What? Okay, this doesn't even deserve to be called art.
If anyone dreads Friday the 13th this much, they should be raped anally since they're obviously gay	The best part of this is where she ate glass and shat it all over the paper	Once again, this only applies if you're am emo bitch.	If walking under the ladder doesn't get your ass beat, looking like that dick will.

The portfolio can be found here, if for some ungodly reason you decide to actually look at it.

Accepted to RISD?

IceandSnow has lately been parading that she has been accepted to the Rhode Island School of Design, which says one of two things:

IceandSnow is talented and smart
RISD is full of fucking morons

Clearly only the latter can be true, so what the fuck is going on here? Rumor says that she didn't get a single scholarship, but oh well, since her rich asshole parents will happily foot the monstrous bill anyway. Gee, thanks mom & dad! Sounds so cruel of you. Regardless, maybe college can actually kick her in the cunt and she'll realize that drawings of cats will not save the world or make her a living, not that art schools do anything worthwhile to begin with.

Art Gallery

For a good, sick look at her art, you really only need to see one piece. All the same, here's a gallery insert, to inspire you to troll at full force.

Gallery