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I Hate Horses

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One of the many horses worthy of your hatred.
One of the many horses worthy of your hatred.

I Hate Horses is a blog (currently suspended pending 'review' of possible TOS violation lolwut) written by Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale as a means to vent their hatred. Keep in mind that Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale may be one and the same. And what is it, exactly, that they hate so much? Horses. We're not fucking kidding. Most of their blog is spent stating how much they hate horses, how much they love anything that kills horses, how much they love glue, and how much they hate police for riding horses. Numerous pictures of horses in embarrassing situations are littered throughout their blog. They also seem to have an affection for all caps.

Most of the drama, however, is in the comments. For instance, Rachelle comments:

"would you tell a dog to stop barking or a cow to stop mooing?
 or a cat to stop meowing?
horses are just communicating.
you are so ignorant it's amazing"

PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) spokesman Spitz agrees with Rachelle:

"rachelle is right. this isn't funny. horses are the victims of abuse every day. you guys should be ashamed."

Both upstanding citizens are wrong. Horse hating is funny as hell. Almost as fun as sniffing glue, physically participating in the brutal vivisection of a living foal with a blunt Gillette or getting his ass torn apart by a stallion.

Horse(penis) Lovers Respond

This is one of their favorites.
This is one of their favorites.
  • "HORSE ARE LOVEING CREATURES NOT STUPID STUP UP HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SHOT ON THE HEAD AND HUNG BY THE LEGS UP SIDE DOWN NECK CUT SO YOU CAN BLEED TO DEATH I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD LIKE THAT SO NEITHER DO THEY"
  • "ya no wut shut the f**K up u have no idea how many people love horses, and if u dont like them too bad, dont be talk'n shit bout them around other people who care bout them, ok ur stupid so u deserve death, how bout that!!!"
  • "You no what you fuckin baster i can go out side right now..and just to tell u i think it is more important,smart,abd i bet they smell a whole lot better then u do fucker!"
  • "I Hate Horses is a horrible website!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not visit it!!! The person that created it might have some mental issues. Please remove this website form the internet! MANY people are againest I hate Horses!"

Gallery

"We can't kill foxes? Fine - let's kill something else ..."

In reality, Chip Bob and Dale like to fap to images like this.

This one gets them wet.

Castration. Use to troll horse lovers.

For that smoooooth taste.

They can't afford KY, so they use this instead. Plus it gave them AIDs.

For everybody who loved The Godfather.

See Also


I Hate Horses

is part of a series on
Bad things to happen to animals
Basic Concepts

Furry • Bestiality • Taxidermy • Animal Abuse

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