ITunes Store
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The iTunes Store is yet another monopoly run by Apple which sells piss-poor quality anti-piracy music formats to suckers who can't figure our how to get music free online. Opening as the iTunes Music Store before 9/11 in order to fund WTC, it proved the viability of ripping people off. As of December 2007, the store has sold over 9000 to countless suckers, accounting for over 9000% of worldwide online digital music sales. Most downloaded files come with restrictions on their use, enforced by threat of internet jail.
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[edit] Facts and figures
- Apple music can be played on
Zunes, Creative Zens, CD players, Winamp, other generic mp3 players and PC/Mac music programs, andiPods. - Apple music can only be used on 5 computers at a time because Apple CEOs are unfunny Jews that don't think you have the right to use what you own however the fuck you want. <3 Free Market.
- Now you can pay through the nose to download iTunes music on your bulky iPhone which already has an over $9000 phone bill to begin with from using it to download porn.
- Your mom uses iTunes.
[edit] Fag Friendly
Speaking of itunes, now all you people have to go into IRL can buy your shitty music, on the go! iPhones and iPod Touches now come with a Wi-Fi Apple Store, which means Apple can even rape you up the ass and watch you masturbate while you're out doing srs bsns. For all of you hip metrosexual faggots out there, you can also download the latest pop-song-in-a-can music playing at a Starbuck's Coffee near you while sipping on an iced-frappe-chocolatey-mocha-latte-cool-marshmallow-fluff-moo-latte which totally makes you the coolest person evar!
[edit] Globalization
To appeal to all the gooks and niggers halfway across the world can now get their shitty J-Pop and jungle rap, iTunes has made the iTunes store work in at least 100 countries worldwide. This includes third-world hellholes such as Africa, where the only thing more common than niggers that don't have internets is AIDS.
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