IM GOING TO MAKE NATIONAL NEWS

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

WHY U NO BEREIVE ME!!!???!!!???ONEONEONE

IM GOING TO MAKE NATIONAL NEWS refers to the incident surrounding a would-be school shooting staged by Dan Dadem Le at Montgomery College Rockville, a degree mill for fucktards in the ~~liberal~~ Hispanic Washington DC suburbs.

The lead-up

The entire story started when Dan Dadem Le's parents dropped him on his head as a small child in Gookland, preventing him from scoring over 9000 on the SAT and getting into a real school, thus forcing him to attend community college.

After he graduated with his associates degree in horseshit management, he felt depressed that his entire life would never amount to anything more important than a roll of toilet paper, so he decided to show the world how unhappy he was.

Some time on the morning of August 17th 2009, people noticed some random gook, Dan Dadem Le, trying to break into buildings across the campus of fail, and called the popo. The popo told said gook that he had to leave the campus or face being arrested for great justice (and trespassing.) He complied and nothing was heard from him for an hour.

The incident

At 5:30am, 911 started receiving odd calls, such as:

“	"I TORD YOU I WAS HARDCORE"	„
—Crazn Azn

“	"IM GOING TO MAKE NATIONAR NEWS, YOU WATCH ME"	„
—Dan Dadem Le

“	"I WANT BE ERECTRICAR ENGINEER BUT SAT NO RET ME"	„
—Gook

“	"I BROW UP WHORE CORREGE FOR THE RURZ"	„
—Unable to say L

“	"YOU NO GIVE ME C-, I END YOUR RIFE"	„
—NERD RAGE

“	"V-TECH JUST KICKED IN YO"	„
—Fail

“	"AN ASIAN MARE IS WAVING A BIG ASS GUN AROUND OUTSIDE THE COUNSERING BUIRDING"	„
—Lies

After using the magic of caller ID and GPS, 911 figured out that all the calls were made by the same caller, our an hero Dan Dadem Le. The popo was again dispatched, and hauled his in for "psychiatric evaluation."