Hunter S. Thompson

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Interesting Fact:
This article contains an hero.

The man, the legend.

His killer. Still believed to be at large.

What the world looked like to Thompson.

His guard down.

Contradictory urges spurred him to great heights.

Hunter S Thompson was a noted IRL troll and pretty much the lulziest journalist of all time. Rumor has it that he died doing what he loved: screaming his tits off as imaginary pink elephants ate his liver.

1 The Man
2 LSD Advocacy
3 Self-Pwning
4 Res-erection
5 Hunter's IRL Trolling Techniques
6 Quotes
7 Gallery
8 See Also
9 Links

[edit] The Man

Born in Louisville, Kentukkky at the age of 45, Hunter distinguished himself with his early alcoholism and criminal activity. Jobless, and having little to no foothold in reality, Hunter took to journalism to pay for his huge IRC addiction. By writing his articles while completely off his tits, he inadvertantly stumbled upon a winning style of lulzy writing he liked to call Gonzo Journalism, though others preferred the more descriptive Whacked-out Stream of Consciousness Ravings.

To date, Hunter is the only known libertarian who actually got close to doing something productive with his life.

[edit] LSD Advocacy

Despite the fact that LSD had brought him total ruination, Hunter remained a firm advocate of its use, particularly by the under-6's. In this, his name was added next to Ken Kesey's and Timothy Leary's on the long list of advocates for hard psychotropic drugs that are produced by n00bs in someone's bathroom, bringing the total to three. On one occasion Thompson created mass Lulz at a Rolling Stone Magazine retreat when he approached every single person there with what he claimed was his "very last tab, so keep it quiet". One can only imagine the fun of being in a crowd of acid-soaked Rolling Stone employees! Then one can't help to imagine the fun of a giant asteroid dropping right on top of the whole thing and wiping those whiny liberal RS fucktards right off the face of the planet.

[edit] Self-Pwning

Hunter became an hero on February 20th, 2005. It was a victory for the American Firearms Industry, but a sad loss for the American Drug Industry. His first wife Sandy claimed that "he shot out of the womb pissed-off, and he went out the same way." A Joker to the end, he was actually talking to his wife as he blasted his brains all over his study. His suicide note read:

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ¢ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ¢ÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂ This won't hurt"

Probably the funniest part about his self-pwning was that he called his wife right before kickbanning himself, and just as he swallowed that shotgun mouthwash his wife stopped listening to fix something on the car radio.

[edit] Res-erection

On the third day, Hunter S Thompson rose again, this time in meme form. Hero-worshiping /b/tards began spamming image macros featuring his quotes far and wide. This has done much to further cement his legacy into the threads of the OL and IRL worlds, in spite of culling a large poseur fanbase in the process.

[edit] Hunter's IRL Trolling Techniques

Spraypainting "Fuck the Pope" on the boat of the Australian racing team
Leaving a trail of methamphetamines through Huston airport's customs
Diffusing uncomfortable social situations with high-power mace
Calling his spic attorney a Samoan
Screaming lines from the Book of Revelation in crowded hotels
Getting Nixon's SS agents drunk on Wild Turkey
Never forgiving his brother for being a hellbound fgt
Convincing people he was going to be murdered. When in reality, he was just going to self-pwn himself and frame the CIA.

[edit] Quotes

“	I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.	„
—Hunter S. Thompson

“	America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.	„
—Hunter S. Thompson

“	I did it all for the Lulz.	„
—Hunter S. Thompson

“	We can't stop here, this is bat country.	„
—Hunter S. Thompson

“	You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.	„
—Hunter S. Thompson