Hotmail
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hotmail was the first free, non ISP attached, email service and now it's the worst but ironically the most used free email site. When hotmail first started, it was used heavily by spammers and 99.99% of mail sent from hotmail users was spam. So then hotmail got put on lots of spam blacklists. A couple years later, they got rid of most of it through heavy captchas. But to add insult to injury, hotmail then decided to block 100% of all legitimate mail coming into hotmail members as spam. Now since most idiots on the internet use hotmail (non-idiots use something else, like gmail), when you try to mail them your email almost always bounces back. 75% of the time it's bounced as spam so the recipient never sees it, and the other 25% of the time it goes into their junk mailbox where they're too lazy to check. Ironically, mail from hotmail members to hotmail members always goes strait to the inbox to add an incentive for people to use hotmail to spam.
[edit] Story of a typical hotmail user
My name is Timothy Bastadini, and I have a story.
I was at my best friend's house, and I walked into his parents' bedroom only to find Jerry's mother lying on the bed naked. She said to me "Hello Rodney, would you like to fuck me? I know you wanna fuck me hard,". How could I resist? I was craving some sweet sweet pussy, and hey, she was willing let me shove my eleven inch cock into her presumably large cunt, so I took off my clothes and fucked her hard. Oh, it was wonderful! Her sexy moaning made my boner get a boner! As I started to cum into her cooch, I realized that I forgot to put on a condom! "Oh shit!", I screamed as I backed away from Jerry's mother with a small bit of my cum dripping from my dick. Jerry's mother looked incredibly fucking pissed. "God-fucking-dammit, you little cocksucking shitfucker! I'm gonna be fucking pregnant, you fucking cock licker!", she shouted. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mrs. Johnson...". I was so scared. She ran over to me and punched me in the face. I then fisted her brutally and she cried with anger as I abused her wet, sticky cunt. She spat down my throat, and that's when I got mad. Her and I began to fight, and when Jerry walked in, he screamed like a little girl. "I knew it, I knew it, you ARE having an affair, mom! And it's with my best friend! Damn you! Damn you! You bitch!". Jerry looked hysterical. He then ran away, and his mom chased him down. "Jerry, Jerry, I can explain!". I was so scared that as I was standing in the bedroom, I just let out a huge shit. And matters got worse when I heard a giant groan, and I looked down the stairs only to see Jerry's mother with a knife in her enormous and beautiful titty. As the blood poured out, I got an erection, and was so caught up in the moment that I began to masturbate. I then shot semen down the stairs. Jerry looked up at me and tossed the knife. It hit me in the arm and I fell with great pain. Jerry then ran up the stairs, and jumped on me. "You want to know a secret? I'm gay, and I've always wanted to have sex with you,". Jerry put all of his weight on me and began to rape me. It was awful, yet it felt so good for his cock to be rubbed on my cock. I finally gave in and let him have his way. After he had sex with me, he said "Now can we forget this ever happened,". He drove me back home, and went back to his house. The next day at school, I got the news that Jerry had killed his dog, his cat, his father, and then finally killing himself. Apparently, he had also had sex with their dead bodies, even the animals. I was so scared that someone would find out about me having sex with Jerry. I just said "Nothing happened,". Around lunch time, the cops came and asked me a few questions. They found my cum at the scene of the crime and then I broke down and told them everything, even the part where Jerry raped me. The cop looked astonished. He let me go, and then said "Have a nice day". After school ended, I got back home and just cried. My best friend was gay, he raped me, and he was a psycho who killed and fucked corpses and all this other freaky shit. I was so confused. I hated gay people, but I loved the gay sex. So later that night, I snuck out and went to a gaybar. They loved me, and I loved it. Having all those queers suck my dick and then I sucked their dick...it was amazing. And then I went to a whorehouse and fucked a ton of chicks to see which one I liked more. It was tough. So I just concluded that I was bi.
