Prostitute
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A special type of whore, male or female, who charges money for sex. Kidnapped children who are used for sex are called prostitots (see (Madeleine McCann).
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[edit] A People's History of Prostitution
At least 100 years ago, humankind had no money to speak of. Thus, man had to trade for goods and services. The first known prostitute traded her beaver for his beaver pelts, and thus, the occupation of prostitution began.
During the time of Jesus, prostitutes were widespread. Jesus himself kept a prostitute in his ranks, and also kept company with a nice young lady named Mary Magdalen. Mary Magdalen, now that was a woman.
During the next few centuries, the idea of the prostitute being the "Mistress of the Night" became applicable. This is because they had herpes, and gave it to unsuspecting nobility during the evening.
Prostitution is the oldest living profession in the United States. The French claim they were the first country to employ prostitutes, but we all know the French are filthy fucking liars.
There is no point in killing them, as they are already dead inside. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!
Remember, you and your mom love whores.
[edit] Prostituting Drama
Women hate being called prostitutes. Thus, you should attempt to do so at every possible opportunity.
[edit] Women on LJ Who May Be Prostitutes
[edit] Prostitutes on LJ Who May Be Women
[edit] Locations for Prostitutes
- Model Flats
- Street Corners
- Your mothers cunt
- Nevada
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