Angry Homo Kid
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Another prime example of why little kids should not be allowed to have an internet connection, Scott Parsons, aka Angry Homo Kid is a new breed of lolcow on les tubes, notable for being a younger and even more fucktarded version of VenomFangX (maybe a slightly less autistic Chris-chan), as well as being Fred Phelps' wet dream, who insists he is not gay, despite having a subscription to Chris Crocker's channel on YouTube. Scott's mission on YouTube is to spread The Word of God, the music of My Chemical Romance, and to have a reasoned and theological debate with his adoring fans. Scott also thinks his opinions matter. Scott's rage clearly comes from being a reformed homosexual, but not since the likes of Chris-chan and DBoyWheeler has Christianity had such an eloquent and reserved advocate for its cause...
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Scott's Complicated Theology
ChristianU2uber (not to be confused with fake accounts simondeansmilk or ChristianU2uber2) was recently discovered by some other retarded kiddies. The taunt of a fresh lolcow was too much and long after the initial trolling began Scott responded in kind with several truly lulzy flames and some disturbing glances into his force-fed fundie world-view. Since every faith besides Christianity is obviously wrong, Scott sees any other religion being the same as believing in a Science Fiction book and/or a movie. Thus, he picked the most well known Science Fiction character in his opinion as the God of the Non-Believers - Luke Skywalker. Therefore everybody who does not believe Jesus is the true savior or anyone who disapproves with Christianity actually believes Luke Skywalker is the true God and is therefore a "Luke-ist" as Scott likes to call these people. Makes perfect sense amirite? He is a wannabe Christian who thinks he can stop being a homo by choosing. Sadly, he cannot. He has the best comebacks, hits himself to get views and screams into the mic or pounds his keyboard whilst making "frustrated" sounds. His arch nemesis, *bloosummer is the man who lit the fire in Scott's heart. And cock. He is the first person to call Scott a homo.
We can safely assume, from Scott's general mode of thought, that he isn't at all a victim of his brow-beating fundie wasp parents, or that intolerant viewpoints aren't being pounded into his low-functioning brain on a daily basis, or that Fire Island won't be his favorite hideaway by the time he's twenty. Chances are that he will be an hero very soon.
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Best Friend
Angry Homo Kid is almost as cool as the world reknown Daebomb Kid they are both very close and offer there teachings of the Bible
Emofaggotry
Recently, ChristianU2uber posted a "music dub" of himself miming to My Chemical Romance - besides being extremely painful to watch it's basically Scott doing his best to convince the world he won't be hard gay in a few years.
AHK gets butthurt...Again
After realizing that lulzworthy videos were made using his videos, AHK decides to make another video of himself screaming at the camera. He basically says to stop making parodies, LEAVE IN DA COMMENTS BOX WHY DIDJA DO IT?, HOW DO I COPIED AND PASTED VIDEO??//, and people are subscribing to the parodies and leaving comments so THOSE SHOULD BE MY COMMENTS!!1. at least 100 are comments saying "homo" so he's asking for it. He also said if you don't take them down he will come to your house and slit your throat.
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JoshU2ber
Angry Homo Kid's friend. He basically says that if you make a parody of him "He can sue you for 1$ PER VIEW". Of course, kids are always able to get lawyers and sue anyone who makes them in dire need for a Waaaambulance. He also think you can copy and paste videos.
In short: He's a whiney butthurt fag who threatens to unleash a can of spax3 on your ass if have the balls to make a parody of him.
He, and his fat friend DustinU2ber also seem to be under the impression that they can fool the youtube and 4chan communities into believing that they are in fact friends of Scott, by utilizing their awesome accent skills and amazing acting talent. For the most part they've been successful trolls, if you read the amount of constructive criticism in their video comments; but it's also worth remembering that the intellect of the average youtube/4chan user is comparable to that of a dead horse.
Sometime last Sunday someone fitting the description of Angry Homo Kid's friend confirmed that JoshU2uber was a troll that goes by the name of Rydall Joshua Cooper.
Too Butthurt by all the hate, He no longer worships God, and claims that he was just trolling everybody to begin with, and doing it for the lulz. He states that he is now tough shit and claims to worship the biggest fag existing, but then again, also claiming to be a pretentious attention whore with no logic. Rydall also claims that his sister is AprilLuvsJames (April Cooper), Which is definetly not a support account made by him.
DustinU2uber
Dustin is pretty much a fatter, more gayer version of Josh. When we say "gay" we don't mean stupid. He actually is gay!
PROOF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUk94E8YcOA
His throat was probably fucked up by Josh's cock in his mouth!
He gets PWNED in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dLLApCp-hc
Responses to AHK
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The Gospel according to AHK
Hello Everyone, I Am A Homo And I Love To Upload Videos That Teaches You What Being Homo Is All About. I Love Being Homo And taking Things Up My Ass. I Also Love To Play Homo Games Like: Second Life, Vietcong and Hitman. A Couple Of Those Three Games Are straight, But It Is Good To Just Let Out That Heterosexual Feeling Deep Inside. Ten Commandments That I Know: Thou Shalt Be Homo, Thou Shalt Threaten To Slit The Throat Of Non-Homos, Thou Shalt Not Be Straight, Thou Shalt Not Want Ass What Others Have, Thou Shalt Not Lie About Being Straight And Thou Shalt Take cock In thy Butt. Thats All I Know (Literally It Seems) Jesus Says "Love Your Enemies In The Butt" Love...
Angry Homo Kid's Mother
On the 12th of October 2009, AHK decided to once again stir up some fucking controversy by posting this video of his mother dancing erotically to the music of Devo:
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As if the act itself weren't bad enough, AHK demonstrated his true nature as a fucking pervert with this gem of a comment:
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The Angry Homo kid 20 years from now
NormsBarStool is like if dustinu2uber and the angry homo kid had a baby that is at least 9001 years older than both of then. In his video he got butthurt when a bunch of people called him fat. He claims that it's a joke but we all know he is being serious.
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See Also
- Christfag
- God Hates Fags
- JoshU2uber
- Charlie Check'm
- Angry German Kid
- DBoyWheeler
- Chris Chan
- BumpityBoo
- Bubbatime99
- Jawsus
- RAGE
Not gay- CRoadwarrior
- Flardox
External links
ChristianU2uber- The Original Account (Now closed)- bloosummer- The guy who sparked AHK's rage. His original account was called "bluessummer" until Scott reported him due to butthurt.
- ChristianU2uber1997 -
Scott's all new current account.Nope it turned out to be fake. scottu2uber- Scott's new account. (closed)ChristianU2uber2- A mirror account, which still has all his videos. B&- utuber4christ - Another account of Scott's. He uses this to comment on his videos and pretend that people agree with him.
scottutuber- Another of Scott's (once again, closed) accounts now with 33% more MCR faggotry!- ChristianU2ubur - Another fake account, fooling everyone by editing Scotts existing videos.
A Lulzy FacebookBALEETED- Worldnetdaily.com article on AHK - Not quite "newsworthy"
- A GLBT blogger's take on AHK
Blog article telling of the intervention taken by one blogger- HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS, The police have been called, thanks to the work of the Internet Vigilantes, and the kid and his parents have been talked to.- Angry Homo evolves into Angry Homo snorlax
- HOMO2000 - THE MJ REMIX
- Reaction of one of the police officers on the case
- How do I got 6 month account warning?
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